Co-written by Ashley (LavernShrl) and Michelle (ShirlFeeny)

Now it's the day before Carmine is supposed to come home. Laverne and Shirley have been together in the same apartment but not speaking to each other. What Shirley doesn't know is that instead of going to Lenny's, Laverne really went to her Pop and Edna's and bawled her face off. They sit down at the tv and Shirley turns it on to Johnny Carson. Laverne leans over and turns it to Sea Hunt. Johnny Carson. Sea Hunt. Johnny Carson. Sea Hunt.

Shirley: Would you STOP IT?!?!
Laverne: I wanna watch Sea Hunt!
Shirley: Well I wanna watch Johnny Carson!
Laverne:I wanna watch Sea Hunt!
Shirley: Oh fine, you big baby. Go ahead, watch Sea Hunt.
Laverne: ::whines:: I'm not a baby.
Shirley: Whatever you say.

::what Shirley didn't tell Laverne is that she read one page of 'The Pokey Little Puppy' and cried her eyes out into Boo Boo Kitty. He's a sopping mess.::

Laverne: Hey Shirl!
Shirley: ::turns around and looks at her from the staircase:: What is it Laverne?
Laverne: Why? Why'd you do that with Lenny?
Shirley: ::walks back down the stairs and sits on the arm of the couch:: You know yourself Laverne, that sometimes friends start to see more to each other than there really is.
Laverne: ::in tears:: Yeah but... why him?
Shirley: ::in tears too:: I don't know Vernie, I don't know. ::Shirley runs upstairs::
Laverne: Where are you goin'?
Shirley: Upstairs to cry my eyes out!

Next setting: The Next Morning

Laverne:
Shirley: ::puts her hand on Laverne's shoulder:: Aw, geez, I hope you're not comin' down with the flu or anything.
Laverne: Leave me alone.
Shirley: Alright... alright Laverne I'll leave you alone. ::she starts to go downstairs::
Laverne: Hey Shirl!
Shirley: ::turns around:: Yes Laverne?
Laverne: If Mrs. Babish comes, send her up, okay?
Shirley: Sure. ::she runs downstairs::
Laverne: ::groaning in pain and tears streaming down her face:: This can't be happening, not now, not now. ::smacks her head:: Why'd ya have to go and do a stupid thing like that huh?! Why?!
Shirley: Laverne, want a bromo?
Laverne: Thanks Shirl, I need one!
Shirley: ::walks in rather angrily and gives Laverne the bottle:: Make it yourself.
Laverne: Thanks for your help Shirl. Thanks for everything.
Shirley: You too. Thanks for necking with my boyfriend 5 years ago and never telling me about it.
Laverne: Oh yeah? Well thanks for vo deo dohing with my future husband!
Shirley: I did not!
Laverne: Okay, then thank you for ripping his clothes off.
Shirley: Thank you for...(the phone rings) Miss DeFazio? Just a moment. (hands phone to Laverne) Here. I hope you fall off the face of the earth.

(Shirley turns her back to Laverne and sits down on her bed)

Laverne: Well same to you! (she picks up the phone) Hello? What?! Are you sure?! He's really dead, huh?
Shirley: Who's dead?!
Laverne: (ignoring Shirley) Yeah. Bye. ::Laverne hangs up the phone::
Shirley: ::runs over to the side of Laverne's bed:: Who died, Vernie?!
Laverne: ::trying to sound calm:: Just a rabbit.
Shirley: Aww! Poor rabbit! They're so cute with their sweet little ears. ::it hits her like a beer truck:: HOLY MOLY! Laverne... you're not...
Laverne: Our 5th date almost 2 months ago, we... you know.
Shirley: Oh Laverne! I'm so happy! I think. You're gonna be a mom!
Laverne: Okay, now, for the baby, let's never ever fight again.
Both: Cross my heart hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. ::they hug and run downstairs to the phone, only to remember Shirley ripped out of the wall::

Part 5!