The Competition Part 6
Guest starring:

Christine #1 (LuvinMyTJ), Christine #2 (LennyGirl6),
Ashley (LavernShrl), Jessica (DeFazio76),
Haley (Scully8794), Stephanie (MsLeSqCR81)


The last time we left everyone........

(in the dining room)

Everyone: Your room is haunted and you're gonna die 'cause the ghost is gonna kill ya?

(now back to that scene)

Ashley: Come on, you're not gonna die.
Christine(1): Your room isn't haunted, you guys.
Laverne: How do you know? You've never been in there!
Shirley: Yeah, and the door was knocked on by no one.
Haley: Look, so to prove it isn't haunted, we'll have a sleepover. All of us.
Chrisine(2): So just 'cause they're gonna die we have to go along with them?

(everyone throws a salt packet at her)

Stephanie: Oh, so maybe the room will be so crowded the ghost can't fit?

(ducks to avoid the packets.)

Jessica: That's a pretty good idea!

(they all duck down to plan the sleepover)

(later that night in 13D....... )

Haley: Is eveyone here?

(everyone mumbles an unsteady 'yeah')

Haley: Okay, we're all gonna stick here all night so Laverne and Shirley know there's no ghost and they're not gonna die and they have friends who care.
Carmine: And if there is a ghost who's out to kill them?
Jessica: Then we're all gonna die as friends.

(everyone throws pillows at them)

Derek: Who cares if we're gonna die as friends? We're gonna DIE, period.
Stephanie: No we're not. The ghost is probably...... friendly.

(a great Casper joke goes here, but I doubt Casper was around in the 50s)

Lenny: Can we just go to sleep?
Christine(1): Who sleeps at a sleepover?
Guys: We do.

(Laverne and Shirley, the guest stars, and the guys are sleeping in the bedroom [guys on floor in sleeping bags, no smut.] ) (everyone else [73 people scattered around the hotel room] are sleeping)

(suddenly, a loud thud is heard in the bedroom. Then another one. Shirley opens her mouth to scream and Carmine puts his hand over it)

Laverne: What is it?
Shirley: Go see what it is Carmine.
Carmine: Why me? I don't wanna die!
Ashley: You're the boxing champ here, go see!

(all the girls shove him into the hallway. He looks around and hears the thud again. Suddenly, he falls on the floor.)

Shirley: Carmine, what is it? Carmine?
Christine(1): Derek, go see what it is!
Derek: I don't wanna go, I don't know how to box.
Girls: Go!

(after about half an hour, all the guys are gone. The thud is still going on, but now the girls are gonna have to go. Laverne's first 'cause she's the toughest. Five minutes later, she's not back and the thud is still going.)

Jessica: Okay, the one by one thing isn't working. We all gotta go together.

(they all get up and walk in the hallway, then they all fall down.)

(the next morning........)

Ashley: Where am I?
Christine(2): The middle of a hallway.
Derek: I have such a cramp in my back!
Carmine: Me too.
Shirley: How'd we all end up in a hallway?
Haley: Someone's smart idea of going together to find the thumping noise.
Squiggy: I'm afraid that would have to be me.

(everyone scrambles up and away from Squiggy)
Squiggy: Yeah, see, so I can fall asleep I bounce a ball on the wall.

(he bounces it, it makes the thumping noise)

(everyone glares at him and throws pillows at him)

(that afternoon, Laverne, Shirley, Carmine, and Lenny are in L&S's room cleaning up after the sleepover.)

Shirley: I didn't get any sleep last night. (yawns)
Laverne: Me either. And today's the (yawns) swing contest.
Shirley: No.
Carmine: Yeah.
Shirley: We have to (yawns 3 times) practice.

(collapses on her bed asleep)

Laverne: Since Shirl is (yawns) sleeping, can you help us with our routine, Carmine?
Carmine: Sure (yawns) why not?

(they trudge out and head towards the door and the elevator while Shirley snores away)

(about 3 hours later in the ballroom, Carmine, Laverne, and Lenny are asleep on the gymnastic mat Squiggy and Christine were using earlier)

Laverne: (wakes up) Len, let's go get dressed for the contest.

(they get out and leave and Carmine is left sleeping on the mats.)

Part 7!