The last time we left everyone, there were one too many censored scenes. Today is the first day of the competition. Everyone is in their rooms with their best friends getting ready for the first routine, jazz. After about an hour, everyone goes to one of the ballrooms to practice.

Teacher: Okay now, for the part after the jazz split.

(starts the counts again. About 20 minutes later, the group is waiting backstage to go on. Lenny and Laverne are around the hotel with some of the other girls who aren't in that dance.)

Carmine: I feel so out of place.
Shirley: Why?
Carmine: Shirley, look around. I am the only guy in a dance of 20 girls.
Ashley: What's so bad about that?
Shirley: Back off.

(they announce the name of their dance and everyone screams and lines up, fixing their hair and costumes one last time. At the count of four, they take two steps out onto the floor. When the music starts, everything starts moving in the routine practiced so many times over the past months. Steps are done, and turns are turned. When the music stops, a wave of relief washes over them and they walk out into the curtains and out the hallway to their rooms)

(in the hallway)

Shirley: That was great!

(Carmine picks her up by the waist and carries her in the air)

Haley: Come on you guys! We have 10 minutes until the next routine!!

(they run down the hall towards their rooms)

(in Shirley's room, all the girls and guys who didn't go to the first routine, are playing strip poker. When Shirley and Carmine walk in, Shirley shoves Carmine out and slams the door)

Shirley: How can you be playing this game in my room?
Laverne: Oh Shirl, have some fun! Look, why don't you play too?
Shirley: Over my dead body. Now all of you, get out so I can change! I have 5 minutes until my next routine!

(everyone grumbles and leaves, forgetting just one detail)

Laverne: (pounding on the door) Shirl!! Give us our clothes! Derek's a really bad poker player, he lost almost everything!
Shirley: Well that serves you right. (tosses out the clothes to them)

(there's more slamming on the door.)

Shirley: Who is it? I'm trying to change!
Carmine: Angelface, it's Carmine! Can I come in!
Shirley: No! I'm indecent! What do you want?
Carmine: Our routine's been postponed! One of the judges has a virus! We have three hours!

(Shirley finishes putting on her ballet outfit, then she opens the door and pulls Carmine inside)

(meanwhile, our guest stars, Lenny, Laverne, Squiggy, and Derek are wandering around. Don't they KNOW that they have no sense of direction? Oh well. )

Ashley: This is so great. I mean, this hotel is huge.
Haley: Isn't it? It's totally great.
Christine #1: I'm gonna go here with Squigg, see ya later.

(drags him into a room and everyone keeps walking around.)

Christine #2: So what do we do except walk around?
Girls: Shopping!!
Haley: not me. I'm going back to my room. But I ain't going alone. (raises an eyebrow and Lenny follows her to the elevator)
Stephanie: What's with girls and elevators?
Christine: They're a lot of fun, I'll tell you that.

(they keep walking around)

What will happen next? Stay tuned!!

Part 4!