When we last everyone, Shirley and Laverne were lost somewhere while Laverne was looking for a makeout spot. Squiggy had somehow convinced Christine #2 (sorry for the number things, but what can I do?) that he was a good dancer. ::raises eyebrow:: Anyway, back to the story.

(in the dining hall of the hotel, the solitary guys are sitting smack dab in the middle of the place, surrounded by girls at all sides. Too bad the second most attractive one has a girlfriend. [Derek is real cute.] )

Derek: They better not be late tomorrow. Those judges are real tough. They take points off if you have to delay them.
Carmine: Let's go look for them.
Squiggy: I don't know why I gotta look for 'em.

(at one of the girls' table with our guest stars)

Ashley: What do you see in that dork? Haley: It looks like a worm died in the middle of his forehead after landing in a greasepot.
Samantha: Stop teasing her. She wants to go out with a loser it's her problem.
Christine #2: He's not.... that much of a loser. But he's real cute.

(each of the girls give Christine a raised eyebrow and a look.)

Christine #1: What about Derek or Carmine? They're real cute.
Ashley: No kidding. Especially Derek.
Christine #2: I think Squiggy is really cute.
Haley: (examines the salad) What is in this thing? A normal girl does not say that. Must be the dressing.
Samantha: Hey, anybody know where Shirley and Laverne are? They didn't come down to dinner.
Christine #1: Do you think that they found some guys?
Ashley: Shirley has Carmine. And rumor has it, Laverne has Derek.
Samantha: Tell us what you know and we'll tell you what we know.
Ashley: Okay well anyway, before dinner.....

(meanwhile, Laverne and Shirley are walking around the 30th floor. Somehow they got lost on the elevator.)

Shirley: Laverne, how could you not know where you're going?
Laverne: Aww, Shirl, this is excitin'. I mean, we never know what's gonna be around the corner. A beefcake or a serial killer.
Voice from behind them: Or both.

(They scream their lungs out and turn around and are faced with Carmine)

Shirley: How could you do that to us? Are you insane?
Carmine: Girls, calm down, we gotta get back to the dining room.
Laverne: Where's Derek?
Carmine: Uhh, we sorta split up looking for you girls.
Shirley: All the girls too, right?
Carmine: Not really. Just us four.
Shirley: Are you stupid or something? We're in the middle of a hotel in a deserted floor with nothing! What if there's a black out? There is a storm outside!

(the lights go out)

Laverne: Shirl, where's your neck?
Shirley: Why?
Laverne: So I can wring it! How could you do this? Now we're lost and in the dark!!
Carmine: Shut up! Both of you! I know the way back to the elevator.

(they walk towards it and see the lights on the door)

Carmine: See when you stay calm how everything works out?

(the elevator comes and in the pitch black darkness Carmine puts a foot out to step in the elevator)

Shirley: Get in there!
Carmine: No! There's no elevator! The doors opened and there's no elevator!
Laverne: Okay, then let's take the stairs. (turns around and bumps into someone)

(the girls start screaming)

(meanwhile, on the 15th floor........ )

Lenny: Boy, sounds like someone's gettin' killed up there. I searched my floor. Back downstairs.

(the lights go off.)

Lenny: Hello? Who did that? That ain't nice! Hey!

(starts running in no particular direction)

(meanwhile, in the third floor)

Ashley: You know, those people have been gone a long time.
Haley: Maybe they're lost.

(the lights go off, and all that's heard is the ear piercing screams of 80 girls)

Samantha: Hey! Everyone! Look, we gotta find Laverne, Shirley, and everyone else.
Christine #2: And Squiggy! My hunk.
Everybody: Shut up.
Samantha: There's 40 floors, and 80 of us! That's 2 for every floor!! Now go!

(you can hear everyone split up and head for the stairs)

(back on the 30th floor, Laverne and Shirley are still screaming when the person covers their mouths.)

Person: Be quiet girls. Who knows what kinda weirdoes are up here.
Laverne: Derek? Derek, it's you! (hugs him)
Derek: Yea it's me. Who did you think it was? A serial killer?
Shirley: After Carmine scared us to death, yeah.
Derek: Look, everthing's okay, let's go by the stairs.
Another voice: Shirley! Laverne! Anyone!
Shirley: Who is it?
Laverne: This ain't your house Shirl! We're here! Come here!
Voice: Guys! It's me, Christine (#1)!
Shirley: Christine! Where's everyone else?
Christine: We split up. But I lost Ashley somewhere around here.
Ashley: Christine! Christine, where are you? Don't tell me we lost you too!!

(the girls scream and Ashley starts running. She comes around the corner and slams into all 5 of them and knocks them down)

Shirley: Who did I fall on?
Derek: You fell on me. Where's Laverne?
Laverne: I'm over here!
Carmine: Hey! Ashley, you okay?
Ashley: I'm fine, but I can't see anything.
Shirley: You're fine.
Carmine: Is everyone alright?

(everyone grumbles a yes and gets up)

Laverne: Okay, we gotta stick together. Where are the stairs Christine?

(they start feeling their way towards the stairs)

(somewhere above them)

Christine (#2): Hey! Anyone on this floor? Squiggy? Andrew, are you around here?
Squiggy: I'm here my little, monkey wrench of love!
Christine: I'm here! I'm here Andrew!

(after a lot of tripping and falling they run into each other's arms and we leave this floor. [Disgusting thought, but Christine asked for it] Too much smut ruins MY script.)

(on the 15th floor, Samantha and Haley are walking around and calling out to anyone who might be on the floor)

Haley: Hey! Anybody here? Anybody!

(someone grumbling is heard, and Samantha and Haley scream)

Voice: Would ya girls be quiet? I ran right into a wall.
Haley: Lenny? Oh, Lenny!
Lenny: Haley!

(they run to each other and Samantha, being embarrassed watching these two maul each other, walks down the stairs)

(as Samantha walks down the stairs, she hear's loud footsteps above her coming in her direction. Panicking, she runs for her life to the third floor. When she gets there, she screams and runs to her room)

Samantha: Serial killer! Serial killer! Help! there's a serial killer behind me! (screams) Is NO ONE LISTENING TO ME!? I said "SERIAL KILLER"!!
Laverne: Sam, it's only us!
Samantha: Laverne? Shirley? Anyone else?
Derek: Me too, and Christine and Ashley and Carmine.
Samantha: You guys! You found them! (runs towards them and knocks them all down)
Carmine: Would you girls stop with the knocking down? It hurts! (some more people come out of the stairwell and trip and fall on them)
Shirley: HELP! I'm on the bottom! Hey!

(they help her up, and Shirley dusts herself off)

Shirley: Great, I thought I couldn't get any flatter, but it's true.
Laverne: Steamroller Shirley.

(all the lights turn on)

Laverne: Just when this was getting fun.
Christine (#1): Hey, where's Haley and Chrissy?
Samantha: Oh, Haley found Lenny on the 15th floor, and they just started..... well.......
Teacher: Not in my dance studio they don't. (she runs up the stairs and the other teacher asks)
Teacher #2: Where's Christine then?
Ashley: That is a very good question. (he runs up the stairs to find them)
Shirley: Well what do we do now?
Laverne: I know what I'm gonna do.

(leads Derek to her room)

(all the girls look at Shirley and Carmine suspiciously )

Shirley: I'm going, I'm going. (runs with him to her room)

You think that's the end? Ha! No. There's more. They spend 2 weeks in Chicago and it ain't gonna end just like that. So just wait and see.....

Part 3!