Is everyone ready to find Honeywell? ;)

Valerie: No, but I don't think the CIS will be too happy if we let the devils and Madame kill him before they can question him further.

(Mike whimpers. :( )

Peter: Help! :o

Micky: Ready!

Davy: Let’s find 'im, quick!

Lauren: At least before the poor guy soils himself from dealing with devils.

*Micky laughs.*

(We open in total darkness. We hear a groan over the darkness, and slowly, the darkness lifts. Cut to Honeywell, who is strapped to one of Alex's lab tables. He looks around, blinking.)

Honeywell: Wh...where am I? What happened?

Madame: You are in Alexander's labs. He will (smirks) handle you.

Honeywell: (Groan) Handle me? (Squints at Madame) Do I know you, ma’am?

Madame: How could you not? You put me away in jail in Red China for five years!

Honeywell: Wait...now I remember. You're the woman Russian spy. The Monkees first encountered you. Something about maracas...

Madame: (Growls) Red maracas that were SUPPOSED to go to one of our agents! Just a simple mission, and you and those little idiots had to go and ruin it! Neither you nor those brats will interfere with me anymore! (Looks at Alex) Mr. Alexander, please show him your nice new machine.

Honeywell: What?

Alex: Gladly. *flips a switch, and the machine comes to life*

Madame: (Smirks as a laser shoots and moves slowly down the table) You did very well copying the recording machine, Alex.

Honeywell: WHAT?

Alex: Thank you, Madame.

Madame: You're welcome, Mr. Alexander. We might as well do something with the things we brought here. ;)

Honeywell: (Struggles) If you kill me, they'll be others in my place. I have agents already on their way here...

Madame: I know your agents. They are as stupid and foolish as you.

Alex: We're really worried.

Madame: (As the laser gets closer and closer to the sweating Honeywell) I have waited long-time for this long goodbye, American slime. >:)

Honeywell: NO!

*As a fairly large group of familiar people enter the doorway...*

Lauren: Stop that laser!

*Micky dives for the laser in slow motion.*

(As a romp to "War Games" begins, Valerie goes after Sheila, Daphne tackles Madame, and Davy tries to see if he can get Honeywell off of the table.)

(Sheila makes an onyx-handled short sword appear. Valerie pulls out her jewel-encrusted one. They duel fiercely.)

Madame: (Over the music and under Daphne) Where are my men? Call for help!

*Micky duels with Alex.*

(Valerie ducks Sheila, letting her run into the machine, knocking it over and stopping the laser. She helps cut Honeywell's bonds and gets him off the table.)

(Madame's men run into the room, some sporting guns. Valerie knocks the gun out of the hand of one. She pulls a gun of her own out and shoots a blue beam at him. When it subsides, he wears a clown suit. A tiny clown car drives up to them. He climbs in and drives off.)

(Valerie knocks out another man going after Madame and Daphne, who roll around on the floor. Madame finally pushes Daphne off and runs out the door, followed by Sheila.)

*Micky and Alex were dueling for so long, they're now sitting on the floor, worn out and barely able to lift their daggers.*

(Valerie and Daphne head out into the hall. Valerie points in one direction; she'll follow Sheila, Daphne can follow Madame. She goes in the direction she pointed. She peers in a door...and pulls back out and down the hall again as she's pelted with fruit and vegetables.)

(Daphne follows what she thinks is Madame. She runs into a room...and pulls out, blushing. Two demons who are huddled together growl at her.)

*Micky and Alex continue to duel, though now their daggers float in the air and duel on their own while both guys take breathers.*

(Davy shoots several men. When the light subsides, the men wear dresses and heels. They blush and walk off to get pants.)

*Lauren shoots at several demons, which turns into a sort-of duck shooting booth. After the fifth demon, another demon offers her a prize. She picks a can of silly string and uses it on the demon who gave it to her.*

(Valerie ducks into another room, and sees stock silent movie-era footage of 20s flappers and sheiks dancing. She dances out of the room with a handsome "sheik" in a dapper suit, with slicked-down hair. ;) )

(Daphne ducks into a room. She sees stock footage of a scary face, probably Boris Karloff's, that scares her off. :o )

(Davy shoots Micky and Alex, grinning. They both now wear gorilla suits. Alex's suit has a pink Swiss-dotted skirt and a ribbon over one ear.)

*Alex "covers" himself and runs off to hide.*

(Davy grins and nods out the door. Time to go catch up with the others! Honeywell just stares at them with his mouth open and his eyes very wide.)

(Davy closes his mouth, picks him up, and hands him to Micky the gorilla.)

*Micky grins and carries Honeywell along.*

(Honeywell is too shocked to do much more than blink.)

Valerie: (Gestures to the boys as they find them and the music ends) Down here! (Raises her eyebrows at the gorilla suit) Should I ask?

Daphne: Getting back to your roots?

Micky: Funny. Dave did it.

Davy: It's a nice look for him, and it got rid of Alex.

Valerie: Do you know where Alex went?

Micky: *shakes his head* No, he ran off after getting his gorilla costume.

Valerie: I'm sure we'll find... (Raises her eyebrow as a female gorilla suit goes into another room) Um, is that him...her...it?

Micky: Yeah, that's him.

Daphne: Probably couldn't see us in that getup.

Valerie: Well, let's go see what he's up to.

*We switch to Alex inside the room. He black-lights himself out of the costume, then goes to the cage the Mike is being held in.*

(Mike, still muzzled, his paws now in chains, moves back.)

Alex: Well, I now know my laser works. Too bad I didn't have much of a chance to try it out.

(Mike tries to run as Alex places him on a table, but the chains impede his progress.)

Alex: You can't get away, so why keep trying?

(Mike glares at him the best he can under the muzzle, then turns his head to the door as we hear voices.)

Valerie: (Off-camera) That blasted ass must have locked it!

Micky: We could break it down.

Valerie: Let's compromise. Everyone use their weapons at once.

Alex: *adjusts the laser* I guess I'll just have to test the laser again. Be a good little wolf and sit still.

(Mike shakes his head and tries to move back, as far away from the laser as he can. Suddenly, we hear the sound of splintering wood and metal. The ends of a sword, a knife, and a spear are seen before a hand reaches through and opens the door. The others all barge in.)

Valerie: Get off of him! Don't you dare turn that laser on!

(Davy and Daphne hold Mike's shackles up to the lasers, slicing them off. Micky goes after the laser, while Valerie goes after Alex. Honeywell blocks the door when Alex heads in that direction.)

Honeywell: You're not going anywhere, Alexander. You're under arrest.

Alex: *scoffs* Please. :P

Valerie: Even if you're not arrested, you're still in trouble. How did you get Mike? Did you imagine him here?

(Mike nods at the door, then growls and snaps at Alex as the others take the muzzle off.)

Alex: What's it matter how I got him?

Davy: *sees Micky's grin, he still stands next to the laser; Davy nods* Mick and I 'ave an idea for our friend Alex, 'ere. Why don’t we see 'ow 'e likes being on the receiving end of the lasah?

*Micky adjusts the laser slightly, still grinning.*

Honeywell: (Nods) It's only fitting.

Valerie: Don't hurt him. Scare him a little.

Micky: Of course.

Davy: Wouldn't THINK of doing anything more.

Daphne: Sure you wouldn't. ;)

Valerie: Tie him down, boys. I have a few things I wanna ask him.

*Micky and Davy strap Alex down.*

Valerie: Ok, we don't have much time left in this story, so I'll make this quick. We left Mike in Peter's care. Do you know if he's here, and if he is here, where is he?

Alex: *sighs* He's at the Inn in the ghost town.

Valerie: Very good. Have a nice day. ;)

Honeywell: We have to get back to the surface, then.

Valerie: And due to a lack of time, we'll do it the fast way. (Turns to the others) We'll blue-light it, gang. I’ll do Honeywell, too. (They do so, concentrating. Everyone but Alex vanishes in various shades of blue lights. Alex remains strapped to the table, watching the laser in horror.)