Ok, everyone ready to solve this mystery?

Mike: If only I knew who did it!

Peter: Michael, I think I know...

Micky: I am.

Davy: So am I.

(We open back in the house, with the dripping Henry finishing his story.)

Henry: And that's all I know.

Regina: (She struggles) Let me go!

Police Sergent: Maybe we should just drag the whole lot to the station. We're never going to get a cohesive story out of these guys.

Mike: No way.

Peter: Guys...

Henry: I'm not going anywhere.

Regina: Let me GO! (She kicks at the officer and makes a break for it!)

Beatrice: Hey!

("Daily Nightly" begins as everyone once again scrambles into each other. Peter discreetly pulls Lauren out of the way.)

(Mike grabs Henry and decks him. Henry knocks Dil, Tommy, and several police officers into a book shelf.)

*Micky just plain jumps into the middle of the fray.*

(Emma pulls down Henry's pants, revealing very wet Speedos and fat little legs.)

(Beatrice knocks an officer out with one punch after he tries to feel her up.)

(Davy and Mike pick up a table and shove a whole group of men into the hallway as the orchestra from the ballroom arrive.)

(Peter grabs an expensive vase as Davy and two of the musicians knock into the pedestal it was standing on.)

(Henry, pulling his pants on, storms into the hall. The camera focuses on him as he looks for Emma. Suddenly, he grabs his rear and jumps a mile...and we see why when the camera reveals Daphne behind him, holding her spear and grinning.)

(Beatrice nods. She likes that idea. She grabs a peacock feather from another vase on a shelf in the hall and sticks people's rear ends with it.)

(Mike and Micky wind up in the kitchen, where Aunt Petunia the Witch has returned to eating. The police sergeant tries to question her while Mike fights with Dil in the background.)

*Micky joins Aunt Petunia, eating.*

(Regina grabs a sword that had been mounted on the wall in the hallway and brandishes it Davy, Daphne, Emma, and Mike as they charge down the hallway. Mike tosses Davy his kantana blade just before Tommy runs into him, knocking him to the ground. Emma grabs Violet; the two wrestle.)

*Davy and Regina duel their way through the hall and rooms.*

(Aunt Petunia and Micky come out of the kitchen, arm in arm. Their other hands hold cookies.)

(Emma and Lauren enjoy a jam session with the orchestra as Al the Caterer looks on in the ballroom. We get some weird special effects, with odd colors and wavy screens, for this part.)

(As Davy and Regina duel, they pass a closet covered by a curtain. Davy accidentally slashes the curtain, revealing the two people Al said wanted to use the house for a museum making out.)

(Mike is still duking it out with police officers. They wind up in the conservatory. Martin waters flowers there. He sees how close Mike and the police are getting to the orchids, almost breaking them! Angry, he does his best impersonation of the real Frankenstein and scares them out into the hallway!)

(Henry is chasing Peter and Valerie, ducking around vases and furniture. He tries to jump for Peter...only to wind up on the floor. Violet smirks, holding the rug she pulled out from under him.)

(Violet encounters Micky and Aunt Petunia in the ballroom. Al the Caterer is making a Jack-O-Lantern, and they're waiting for the pumpkin he's going to make into pumpkin pie.)

*Al pulls a large stand alone curtain that suddenly appears around him so he can make the pie in peace.*

(Violet sets candles in the Jack-O-Lantern while Micky and Aunt Petunia roast home-made marshmallows over it.)

(Emma grins and points as the curtain is pulled aside. The pie's done! The entire orchestra drops their instruments and runs over, but Micky and Aunt Petunia get there first.)

(Cut back to Davy and Regina. Davy knocks Regina out the doorway. Mike follows, grabbing Dil by his collar and decking him. Peter, Lauren, and Valerie follow him. Martin follows them, chasing the police officers.)

(Violet runs into the pool area via the back doorway, followed by Emma, Micky, and Aunt Petunia munching on slices of pumpkin pie.)

*Davy and Regina are near the pool now. Davy manages to knock Regina in as the song comes to an end.*

Regina: (Screams) Arrgh! This is a rented costume!

Mike: (Grins as the rest of the police force runs out) Well, look who's all wet?

Regina: (Swings her sword at Davy) You little wretch! I should have killed you, the way I did Mamie!

Davy: *Grins* Did everyone hear that?

Police Sergeant: I do believe you're under arrest, young lady.

Mike: Maybe someone should fish her out of there.

Police Sergeant: Yeah. Here you go, miss. (He leans over to pull her out...and she pulls him in!)

Emma: What in...

Violet: Why don't you join her, Dil? (She shoves her brother in)

Henry: I'm not going back in there!

Micky: Cannon ball! *jumps in*

Beatrice: Why not? You've already been in there once. (She shoves Henry in)

Henry: Then why don't you join us? (Grabs Beatrice's ankles and pulls her until she falls in)

*Davy dives in near Micky.*

(Mike climbs out of his cowboy costume and jumps into the pool in his boxers.)

(He tries to get Emma to join them, but she moves away from the pool. She's not taking off the leather skirt and refuses to strip for the crowd.)

(Peter shakes his head as well. His and Valerie's costumes and makeup are too elaborate for swimming.)

*Daphne shrugs and jumps in as well.*

Honeywell: (As he and the Butler run into the pool area) Freeze! You're all under...aayyieee! (He trips and lands in the pool with a SPLASH!)

Butler: *Sighs* Good thing there's plenty of towels.

Mike: (Pops up, grinning at Honeywell) Welcome to the party, Honeywell!

Honeywell: I was told there was a murder here!

Valerie: Who called you?

Butler: I called him, Madam.

Peter: You?

Honeywell: He was Mamie's contact. Meet Daniel Bronson, one of our agents.

Emma: You were a CIS agent all the time?

Daniel: Yes, I am.

Honeywell: We've had him watching Mamie and looking for that information for a while now.

Mike: We found most of the information. Mamie stashed it in the hidden passageway in the library.

Violet: (Grins) I remember those! Dil and I used to play in them all the time! Mother built them as an easy escape route from overzealous fans and press, but by the time we were born, they were mostly her safes.

Peter: Daniel, did you know about the passageway?

Daniel: Yes, I did.

Mike: No wonder the cartons were open. You saw that stuff.

Peter: You and Mamie set this up. You wanted everyone here.

Violet: What?

Emma: And all that damaging evidence against the guests that we found...

Daniel: Was going to be revealed.

Dil: What evidence?

Valerie: Seems everyone here has something to hide.

Honeywell: We know all about it, about Miss Regina's dead husbands, the current state of Henry's construction business, Dil's failed jobs, and how many schools Violet was kicked out of.

Beatrice: Violet honey, how many schools WERE you kicked out of?

Violet: (Splashes Beatrice and makes a face) None of your beeswax.

Valerie: (Turns to Lauren) I'll bet this was going to be Mamie's big announcement.

Lauren: *nods* Sure sounds like it.

Tommy: But why put out that scavenger hunt if you guys just wanted to tell us that you knew we were in trouble?

Honeywell: (Looks at Daniel) Distraction, right?

Daniel: Exactly.

Mike: (Nods) I get it. She wanted to distract us while she went and picked up the evidence.

Regina: She knew about my husbands! There was no way I was going to let her announce that in front of everyone!

Henry: I'm just disappointed you got to her first!

Peter: You were the one who shut us in the passageway!

Regina: (Nods) And don't try finding that envelope, either. I burned it.

Martin: Did you kill the lights, too?

Regina: (Makes a face) Yes, but I thought I only killed the lights for the part of the house where the passageway was, not the entire area! I don't know what happened there.

Al: *Stands in the doorway, looking sheepish* Uh, that was my fault. I blew a fuse in the kitchen that blew out the rest of the house.

Mike: Man, I thought Micky was bad!

Regina: You did it?

Al: I had a new gadget I wanted to try and underestimated the ampage. *shrugs* It was an accident.

Honeywell: (He drags Regina over to the pool) So Daniel, it looks like this is your woman.

Regina: Hey! Let me go!

Daniel: Let’s take her away.

(They do so, Honeywell still dripping. The police fish Henry out as well.)

Henry: Wait! I can be very cooperative. I could build you houses! New police stations a mile high! I could... (his voice fades away as the two cops pull him out of camera range)

Police Sergeant: I'm still going to need to question the rest of you. (Looks at Al) Let's start with you, Blondie, and we'll go around after that.

Al: *Sighs* Oh bother.

(He leads Al out of the pool area. Emma turns back to the others in the pool.)

Emma: Are you guys gonna stay there all night?

Mike: Sure, why not? We can't leave anyway. We still have to be questioned.

Police Officer #1: Hey, you know, that looks like fun!

Violet: What the hell. This is an old costume anyway. (She pulls her cape off, throws off her platform-heeled red shoes, tosses her devil ears and pitchfork aside, and jumps in the pool) ;)

Tommy: Sounds good to me. (He pulls off his cape and false teeth and joins her)

Dil: (Strips down to his boxers) Wait up, sis! (He jumps in after Violet)

Police Officer #1: Hey, that looks like fun.

Police Officer #2: But we're on duty!

Police Officer #1: They can't fire us for questioning suspects. And since our suspects happen to be in the pool...

Police Officer #2: Ahhh. I like that. (He throws his hat, shoes, and belt off and dives in, followed by his buddy...and half of the remaining police officers.)

Mike: (Grins at Micky and Davy) You know what, guys? I think Mamie DeLis would have wanted us to spend the night before Halloween this way.

Micky: I think so, too.

Mike: (Jumps at Micky) Watch out, Mick, I'm gonna dunk ya!

(And we fade out as the guys chase each other, and everyone else either splashes and chases each other in the pool or doubles over laughing at their antics.)