Everyone ready to save the Queen and King and the kingdom?

Mike: Yeah!

Peter: Those poor people! :(

Micky: Better believe it!

Davy: Ready.

(Cut back to the prop room, where Peter ends the scene with a flourish that almost takes Davy and Micky's heads off.)

Peter: Ok, that's it. Who's next?

Micky: *uncovers his head* Is it safe?

Davy: Careful, Petah! You almost took me 'ead off! *sighs* I'll take ovah 'ere, if you don't mind.

Peter: Go right ahead.

Katie: Save qween an' king!

Jordan: Ooh! :o

Davy: We go back to the castle, where Sheila and Alexander are sneaking around...

Sheila: (Smirks as she turns to Alexander) Have you sent the other men after the remaining guards?

Alexander: *nods* Yes, I did, Milady.

Sheila: And there's more coming to help us with Her Majesty, His Majesty when he returns, and Lady Barbara?

Alexander: Of course.

(Queen Millie, in her white gown, hurries out to the main hall, followed quickly by Lady Barbara in her simpler gown, carrying a heavy staff.)

Millie: What's going on here? What are YOU doing here? Shouldn't the guards have thrown you out by now?

Sheila: There's a little problem with that. (She snaps her fingers, and three of Alexander's men pull two curtains away...to reveal the Queen's guards bound together and gagged) They certainly can't throw us out like that, can they?

Millie: No matter, I can call more guards. I'll call a thousand guards!

Barbara: (Holds up her staff) I may be a little heavy, but I'm no slouch with this.

Alexander: Like that's going to stop us.

Barbara: I can at least hold you off. (Looks at Millie) Mil, get out of here. Get help.

Millie: Shouldn't YOU be doin' that?

Barbara: I'm not the Queen! You go get Larry! Now! (She fights Alexander as Millie sprints for the main drawbridge)

Sheila: (She and a hoard of her men block her) Where do you think you're going, Your Majesty?

Millie: Out and away from here.

Sheila: I think not. (The guards grab her by her arms and tie her wrists behind her back)

Alexander: *holds his own staff, fighting off Barbara* You really think you can defeat me?

Barbara: Keep saying things like that, Skinny, and I may sit on you.

Alexander: I'm shaking. (knocks the staff out of her hand; she reaches for it, but he knocks it out of her way.)

Barbara: You will be. (She goes after the staff, but Alexander stops her)

Alexander: Uh uh uh. *wags a finger; the guards come up from behind and tie her wrists*

Millie: Let us go, Sheila. My husband's going to come back any minute from the garrison and finally put you where you belong - our lowest, dampest, foulest dungeon.

Barbara: And THEN I'll sit on Skinny.

*Alexander sticks his tongue out at Barbara.*

(She does it back!)

(Suddenly, another group of guards arrive. They're dragging King Larry along with them. The guards and Larry are dirty, somewhat bloody, and tattered, but otherwise unharmed. Larry's eyes are wild.)

Millie: Larry! (She starts to go to him, but the guards hold her back)

Barbara: Your Majesty, what have they done to you?

Larry: Our garrison...it's still holding out as best it can, but I don't know how much longer they'll last. There's too many of them. They captured me, dragged me here to use in some wild scheme.

Sheila: I'm going to enjoy seeing all three of you die (smirks) starting with the king. Alexander, if you please?

*Alexander unsheathes the sword he carries, which happens to be Mike's stolen sword. He takes aim to run the King through...*

(And suddenly stops as the camera cuts to the second floor. Davy stands on one of the railings looking over the main hall. He grabs the chandelier and swings down to the surprised group below, landing on several guards!)

Millie: Hey, great entrance!

Davy: *grins* Thank you.

Larry: What on earth...

Barbara: Are you all right, young man?

Davy: Yeah, I’m fine. Nothin’ broken.

Sheila: Get him, you idiots! Stop him!

*Davy lets out a whistle that brings about half the town.*

Mike: Gimmie that! (He grabs his sword back from Alexander)

Millie: I KNEW my boys wouldn't let us down! :D

Larry: Daphne! (His eyes widen - Daphne and the Abbies wear Musketeer uniforms) Dear, what did Alexander do to you?

Daphne: We're fine, father! I'm helping out!

Larry: I don't... (but he gets quite a shock when all four girls slice right through the guards holding him and Daphne herself cuts his bonds) ...oh my... :o

Emma: Sheila! (She runs as well as she can in front of the woman, who was just trying to take off) Don't you dare!

Mike: (He confronts Alexander) You either, scar boy.

*"Star Collector" starts up as an all out group-duel begins.*

(Emma grabs Sheila. Sheila takes two brooms from a pair of surprised maids and tosses one to Emma. They duke it out with the broom handles.)

(Tilly brandishes a mean waitress' tray, hitting any guard who comes within a mile of her over the head with it.)

(Nyles walks through again, this time with the remains of a leg of lamb. He drops it on Tilly’s tray and walks off. She throws the remains at a guard near-by who was attacking Marcus, knocking him out. Marcus beams in appreciation. :D)

(Mike duels with Alexander, the two jumping over furniture and knocking over people, maids, waiters, and cameramen. ;) )

(Barbara knocks around a few guards, shoving them into the walls. Maxine tosses her staff back, and she joins Lauren and the Abbies in the battle.)

(Valerie joins the crowd, with the cops close behind. She throws a pie at a guard who was about to skewer Peter! Peter looks at her with admiration and delight. The cops go after the guards, scolding them and arresting them for attempted kidnapping.)

(Millie knocks one guard who was trying to look up her skirt right to the floor! She blows on her knuckles as her husband looks on, amazed. She grabs him, tosses him brass knuckles, and joins the fray.)

*Micky kicks the butt of any opposing guard he comes across...literally.*

(As the music ends, Alexander corners Mike, who is visibly sweating; he slashes him in the shoulder. Mike drops his sword and grabs his badly bleeding arm with a cry.)

Davy: *moves in front of Mike* Hold it right there, Alexander! *swishes his sword*

Mike: Dave, no, you ain't ready yet...

Davy: Yes I am, Mike.

(Cut to Emma and Sheila, who are still locked in fierce combat. Sheila finally knocks Emma on the ground, holding the broom handle to her throat and smirking.)

Emma: Get OFF me, Sheila! I'm not letting you kill me for real! X(

Sheila: (Pulls a knife out of a holster in her garter belt) You know far too much, Lady Nesmith. Your husband will be in my bed...and you'll be six feet under.

*There's a yell, then someone slams into Sheila, knocking her away from Emma. Lauren gets up, holding Sheila's knife with a grin.*

Emma: Thanks! :D

Lauren: You're welcome! (The Abbies come in behind her, helping Emma to her feet.)

Emma: Do you know where Mike is?

Lauren: *points* Davy just saved him!

Emma: Thank you! (She runs over to Mike) Oh, god! Honey, are you all right? (She runs to him, but guards take her arms; others surround Micky and Peter) Mike!

Mike: Em! (He starts to her, but the guards block him) Damn it! (Turns to the duel between Alexander and Davy) Careful, kid...

*Davy and Alexander duel, going back and forth, taking turns knocking the swords from each other's hands.*

(Alexander finally knocks Davy to the ground. His sword skitters to the end of the hallway. Alexander doesn't notice Daphne picking up the sword as he gloats.)

Alexander: Ha ha! And you thought you could sword fight better than I can! *rambles on, causing everyone else to start nodding off*

*Daphne tosses Davy's sword back. Davy takes the opportunity to knock Alexander's sword away!*

Millie: Good work, baby!

Mike: Go get 'em, kid!

(Everyone watches in delight as Davy and Alex duel right out of the castle, into the courtyard! Davy finally knocks Alexander right into the fountain! He points his sword at Alexander's neck as he emerges, dripping wet, from the fountain. Daphne joins him with Alex's sword.)

Mike: (Comes up alongside Davy) Give, Alex?

(Emma joins him, then Micky and Lauren, then Valerie, Peter, and Tilly...and the entire town, including all of the Musketeers. Alex now has hundreds of swords, a waitress' metal tray, and fists in his face.)

Alexander: All right, I give!

Millie: Good. (Pats the wet Alexander on the head) You're a good boy, or at least a sensible one. (Turns as the Musketeers drag Sheila out; she's screaming and squawking and angry as hell) Queen Sheila of Hades, I demand you give up your insane attempt to conquer Belgravia. As you can see, the residents would really rather leave it the way it is.

Sheila: No! No! I want...

Emma: (Mutters) To get a bust in the mouth. :p

(Sheila suddenly makes a strange noise and doubles over. We see Lady Barbara behind her, her staff in an...interesting...position.)

Sheila: (In a very high voice) Ok. I give.

(There's cheers all over the place. Millie and Larry turn to the group.)

Millie: Would David Jones, Lauren Miller, Lady Valeria Cartwright, and (softer) Princess Daphne of Belgravia and her attendants please step forward?

(They do. Larry touches each of them with his sword.)

Larry: You are now all official Musketeers. (Looks at the others) And I think maybe we should start a Citizen's Patrol, seeing how we seem to need more help than even the Musketeers and policemen can handle! ;)

Mike: (Cut to him and Emma by the wall as she ties a white bandage around his cut arm; looks at Emma) Why did you leave me?

Emma: Sheila offered me a job. I thought you were running around with her, and I thought...if I could keep an eye on both of you...

Mike: Honey, she offered me a job in her guards! I never got in bed with her! (Kisses Emma gently) There's only one woman for me in this kingdom.

(Emma takes him as well as she can in her arms and kisses him deeply. Valerie and Peter hold each other tightly. Marcus leans Tilly over and kisses her passionately. John, Danny, and Chris grab Maxine, Kim, and Jen, dip them, and smooch!)

(Millie and Larry cuddle while Barbara looks on, tears in her eyes.)

(Guards lead Sheila and Alex away, cursing angrily at each other. :p)

*Davy and Daphne take turns dipping each other, kissing. Micky and Lauren hold up "10"s.* :D

(We fade out on Davy and Daphne's kiss and back on the prop room as the four women come in. Emma smiles at the happy kids and the daddies in hats with big feathers and blue rugs.)

Emma: Did we hit a rehearsal for "Barry Lyndon?"

Jordan: Story, Mommy! (Valerie picks him up)

Valerie: How were the kids?

Mike: Great, darlin'. No problem at all.

Peter: We just finished telling them a great story about the Three Musketeers!

Valerie: I'll bet that was interesting. ;)

Katie: Fun! Do again! :D

Mike: Not today, little cowgirl. Papa and the uncles gotta go do their movie.

Lauren: Looks to me like you've already done the movie right here.

Mike: Nahh, I don't think Bob would let us write a sword fight scene in.

Peter: He should!

Katie: Yeah!

Emma: (Shakes her head and picks up Katie as Daphne picks up Elizabeth, who has been asleep for some time) We'll tell a story later, after your nap, sweetie.

Katie: 'Kay!

Mike: Yeah. (Kisses Emma) I love you, darlin'. Don't forget that.

Emma: (Kisses him back) I won't. I'll see you at home tonight. Don't be too late at the studio.

Valerie: You too, Peter.

(Peter kisses her and Jordan, and the girls and kids leave.)

Mike: Well, guys, let's...

(But the other three just grin, turn to each other, and duel with the prop swords. Mike sighs as the camera fades out on the swordplay.)