Everyone ready to end this thing?

Mike: You better believe it.

Peter: I'm ready.

Ursula: Let's round up these devils.

Micky: Definitely.

Davy: Ready.

(We open in the seemingly empty center of the Ghost Town. At first, we see nothing out of the ordinary besides a few tumbleweeds. Then Sheila strides confidently out of the Jail House. Ursula appears on the other side from her in a blue light.)

Ursula: Sister, this is it. Enough. I want the soul of the Mother and her child returned.

Sheila: If you think after all this that I'm just going to hand them over... you've been trapped in various objects for too long.

Ursula: I thought I could talk some sense into you, before the police do it for me. Sergeant Nielson is dying to put you behind bars and keep you there.

Sheila: Then let him die, I'm not interested in letting him.

Ursula: How do you keep getting out of jail time, anyway?

Sheila: That's my little secret, sister dear.

Ursula: (Narrows her eyes) Last chance, Julia. Let them go. Or else.

Sheila: Or else what?

(Ursula concentrates. When it subsides, Sheila is now standing in a cage.)

Ursula: Or else I'm going to have to get rough with you.

Sheila: That's what you think. *there's a black light, and the cage is gone*

("Zor and Zam" begins as Ursula concentrates again. Sheila is now a little red bunny rabbit. She picks up the rabbit by the scruff of it's neck and waggles a finger at it.)

*The bunny smirks, suddenly growing some pointy fangs in a black light. She chomps down on one of Ursula's fingers.*

(Ursula gasps and drops Sheila. She pulls back...but we notice that her white finger does not have blood on it...)

*There's a black light around the bunny. Sheila returns to normal. There's a black light around Ursula, leaving her as a hamster.*

(The pretty white hamster squeaks and, much to Sheila's surprise, runs straight at her! It runs up her pants leg.)

(Sheila starts hopping around. The bloody thing tickles!)

(Suddenly, Sheila jumps a mile and screams! The hamster bit her in the rear!)

(She starts jumping up and down, trying to shake the hamster out!)

(The hamster runs up to Sheila's head...and into her hair. It makes a face. Phew, what shampoo do you use?)

(Sheila finally shakes the hamster off her head. It tumbles to the ground. There's a blue light around it, and it becomes Ursula again. She changes Sheila into a red-furred cat.)

(Ursula waves a can of tuna under the cat's nose.)

*The cat shakes her head, making a face, even as she slowly walks towards it.*

(Ursula grins and holds it away from her, leading her to the General Store. She leads her right into a bird cage!)

(Ursula imagines the can of tuna open and hands it to Sheila in the cage. Here. You can at least have that.)

Ursula: (As the music ends; smirks) Enjoying yourself, sister?

*The cat ignores her, continuing to eat.*

Ursula: Maybe now you'll understand that I'm not joking around. You know me. My powers are equal to yours, if not more so.

*Sheila the cat finishes eating, then there's a black light around her. She's back to normal when it clears.*

Ursula: Have you had enough now, baby sister?

Sheila: Are you kidding? That was nothing!

Ursula: You're lucky I didn't turn you into a toad and drop you in boiling water. (She narrows her eyes) Shall we combat in another way?

(Ursula makes two pairs of dueling swords appear. One has a handle of pure translucent rock crystal. The other has a handle of onyx.)

Ursula: (Hands the Onyx Sword to Sheila) I believe this is yours, sister?

Sheila: About time, dear sister.

Ursula: (Takes her stance) Engarde!

Sheila: *Takes her stance* That's what you think.

(As Ursula and Sheila begin their duel, Ursula sees three familiar figures - one tall, lanky, and black-haired, one short and brown-haired, one medium height with straight black hair - sneak around to the Blacksmith's Barn at the edge of town. She immediately directs Sheila in the other direction, towards the General Store.)

(Cut to those three figures. Three faces peer around the side of the Blacksmith's barn. We see Mike's first.)

Mike: All clear. Everyone's watchin' Sheila and Urse.

(The trio make their way over to the barn. Alex stands at the doorway, watching the fight between the spirit and the Devil intensely.)

Mike: Ok, guys. We've gotta find where Alex is keepin' those souls while he's occupied.

Davy: He could have them anywhere, though.

Mike: This is the only place in town that's big enough to keep all the souls they've stolen since they moved to Arizona.

(Cut back to Ursula and Sheila. Sheila pushes Ursula over and is about to run her through when Ursula kicks her into a horse's water trough! Alex runs over to them to check things out, not even seeing the three near the barn.)

Mike: Now's our chance! Go! (He shoos the other two into the barn. It looks pretty much as we last saw it, with more electronics parts, if possible.)

Mike: Ok guys, we don't have much time. Search EVERYWHERE, even if you don't know what it is or if it looks gross. Watch out for machines, though. We don't want to turn anything on and attract attention.

("Star Collector" begins as Davy, Daphne, and Mike spread out. Mike searches the side of the room where the anvil and blower are. He tries using the blower...and only blows out black dust that makes him sneeze.)

(Cut back to the duel. Ursula and Sheila's blades are whirling so fast, Alex can't keep up. He sits down, dizzy, on the steps of the General Store as they continue past him.)

(Cut back to the barn. Davy searches the work bench. Mike continues wandering around the back of the shop. He finds several horse shoes and throws them at a nail in the ground. He hits the nail and grins...but an animated horse comes over to him, annoyed that he's using his shoes to play with. He hits Mike over the head with the horseshoes, slaps them on his feet, and clops off. Mike sees little cartoon stars before he finally ends up on the floor.)

(Cut back to the duel. Sheila and Ursula are now wrestling on the ground. Alex cheers both of them on, enjoying a good cat fight.)

(Cut back to the barn. Mike and Davy are searching the back of the barn, near the trap door. Mike points to an opening and grins. He dares Davy to open that door.)

(Cut back to the duel. Alex now has popcorn as he watches Sheila and Ursula roll over and over in the dust.)

*Davy opens the door and is hit in the face with a bunch of loose hay.*

(Mike snickers.)

*Daphne looks around on a crowded work bench when she spots a small, unassuming box. She picks it up, then checks it out.*

Mike: (He goes over to her as the music ends) What did you find, Daph?

Daphne: I'm not sure, actually.

Mike: Looks like those soul collecting doo-hickeys the Devils have used to collect mass souls lately.

Davy: In that case, it looks like we get to press some buttons.

Mike: Who gets to do the dirty deed?

Mike: Daph, you're holdin' the thing.

Daphne: Okay. *presses a button*

(The moment Daphne presses the button, lights in every color of the rainbow seem to burst from the box! Daphne drops the box. She, Mike, and Davy pull back, shielding their eyes. When the lights end, everyone but Zelda and Al stands in the doorway - kids, adults, devils.)

Alex: NOOO!

Ursula: You found it! You found the souls!

Mike: (Rubs his eyes) I thought that was an easier way to blind us.

Peter: (Turns to Micky and Lauren) How do you guys feel now?

Lauren: *Shakes her head gently* Ugh, what happened?

Micky: Babe! *wraps his arms around her*

Ursula: (Points to Sheila and Alex) My sister and her associate removed your soul and that of your child. We just restored both.

Mike: And you know what, Mick? (He brings the soul machine over to Micky) I think you should have the honor of destroyin' this thing, so it can't cause any more harm.

Emma: (Grins) You and Lauren.

Valerie: (Smirks) Make Alex cry.

Ursula: And I'll get rid of the rest. (There's a blue light around the room. When it subsides, all of Alex's machines are in pieces on the ground.)

Micky: I don't need a stinkin' weapon.

*Micky concentrates on the box. As he does, the look on his face becomes more and more furious. Eventually, he does an excellent Tazmanian Devil impersonation on the box, absolutely tearing it apart.*

Mike: Damn. I guess he really wanted that.

Peter: Wow.

Katie: (Looks at Little Mick) Why don't you go help? You can get rid of the button!

Little Mick: I would, but Daddy didn't leave any behind.

*Alex starts bawling like a baby.*

Ursula: Sorry, Alex. I'm afraid that's another plan down the drain.

Mike: How are you feelin' now, Mick?

Peter: You really needed to let that out.

Micky: I'm not done yet... *slowly grins as he moves towards Alex...and does the same to him as he did to the box*

Ursula: (Sees Sheila backing off) Oh no you don't, sister!

Katie: Lets get the Bad Lady, Mick!

(All of the kids run over to Sheila. Jordan tries to block her way out of the barn.)

Jordan: Nuh-uh! You can't go, Bad Lady!

(Robbie and Lizzie grab her legs. Leah tugs on her hand. Little Mick finally jumps on her back.)

Katie: You're not going anywhere, you bad lady, you! (She pokes her in the rear end)

Shelly: (She takes Sheila's other hand) You hurt our Mommy and Daddy and Aunt Ursula!

Sheila: GET THEM OFF!!!

Ursula: (She's laughing) No. I think they're teaching you a lesson.

Mike: Yeah. You should watch who you pick on, Sheila. After all, the kids will grow up to be adults someday. If they can kick your rear end now....

Ursula: Sister dear, I think it's high time you saw the inside of a jail cell.

*Sheila just whines.*

(That's when we hear the sounds of cop cars and sirens. Sergeant Nielson and his men push past Jordan and into the blacksmith's shop. Al's with them.)

Sergeant Nielson: Good work, Blueton. That idea of yours worked like a charm. Lead us right to them.

Al: It was nothing.

Mike: Hey Al, where's Zelda?

(There's a small blue light off to one side. Ursula has disappeared.)

Sergeant Nielson: (Goes over to Sheila and the kids and grins) Well well, what have we here? Looks like you were caught by the junior patrol, Saunders.

Katie: We got the Bad Lady, Mr. Policeman!

Sergeant Nielson: (Chuckles) So you do, young lady. (Looks at Sheila) Well, Ms. Saunders, what do you have to say for yourself?

Sheila: I want my lawyer.

Sergeant Nielson: You can call your lawyer when we return to Malibu Beach. Now, can you explain (waves his hand around the room) all this? Not to mention all of the things Mr. Blueton got that lovely young lady friend of your associate Alex London to tell us, about kidnapping pregnant women and young children and practically raping two men and an expecting mother?

Mike: (Turns to Al) You got Zelda to talk? How?

Al: It wasn't difficult.

Mike: Kissed her again?

Al: *Folds his arms* At first.

Mike: Then she just spilled everythin', huh?

Al: It took a little more...coercing before she finally spilled it all.

Mike: What, did you guys make out in the back of the cop car? With the cops watching?

Al: *Pulls out a twenty-dollar bill* I made money off it.

Mike: (Bursts into laughter) Nice.

Micky: *Grins* Good job.

Sergeant Nielson: (As his men take Sheila from the kids) Ok, Saunders, are you going to come quietly, or will my men have to have a chat with you? We already have your female friend in custody. (Points to Alex, who bawls into the arms of a cop, even as he handcuffs him.) And your other friend is coming peaceably.

Sheila: Fine, but you'll get nothing from me until my lawyer is present.

Sergeant Nielson: Like I said, you can contact your lawyer when we get back to Malibu Beach. (He turns to the kids) You follow along after us. We'll need to question all of you, too.

Mike: Not for too long, though. Our kids need naps, showers, and a real lunch.

Peter: Not to mention WE need naps, showers, and a real lunch.

Micky: I plan on sleeping for a week.

Lauren: *Nods* I like the sound of that.

Sergeant Nielson: I swear, I won't keep you long.

Emma: Does anyone need a hospital trip? Lauren?

Valerie: The kids seem ok, just tired and a little scared.

Lauren: *Shakes her head* I'm fine. I just need some sleep.

Mike: (As the cops clear out, Nielson leading Sheila) Ok, that's that. Where's the cars?

(The MonkeeMobile and Rosemarie seemingly drive into the blacksmith's shop from nowhere.)

Ursula: (She's back in the car; her voice has a grin in it) You rang, masters?

Peter: Ursula!

Valerie: (Pats Rosemarie) I'm so glad Micky gave you two auto pilot.

Rosemarie: So are we.

Mike: We're gonna head back to LA. (Turns to Al) Wanna ride with us, or would you rather take your chances with Zelda and the cops?

(Another cop leads Alex out. Alex is sniffling into his chest.)

Al: I'm going with you, thanks.

Micky: Even though you could possibly make another twenty bucks?

Al: Yes.

Mike: You can jump in the MonkeeMobile with us, if you don't mind a kid on your lap.

Valerie: Space in Rosemarie is more limited. I'll take Peter, Jordan, Davy, Daphne, and Lizzie. Everyone else will have to ride in Urse.

Robbie: Can I sit with Mr. Al?

Mike: I don't mind 'ya sitting with Mr. Al, Robbie, if he doesn't mind.

Emma: Me either.

Al: I don't mind at all.

(Robbie takes Al's hand, and they head for the car.)

Katie: I'll sit with Papa and Mama. Someone's gotta protect them!

Mike: Mick, are you up for driving?

Ursula: I hope you are. You can get there safely in half the time.

Micky: I think that's about as long as I'm gonna last, so let’s get goin'.

Mike: Urse, when we get back to the houses and are up for talkin', we have a LOT of questions we've gotta ask you.

Ursula: Ask away, Michael. I need to talk to all of you, too, as soon as we're finished with the police and Al Blueton. I have the feeling we haven't seen the end of all of this.

Mike: (Sniffs and nods) Yeah, me either, Urse. It's faint, and it's a long time away...but I smell danger.

Micky: I'm gonna plug up your nose, Mike.

Ursula: For your sake and the sake of the others and your families, I hope you're right about that, Mike. I hope it's a very, very long time away. (Grins and directs Mick to the car) Drive, Mick. You can even pick the restaurant we order from for dinner tonight.

Micky: You are SO lucky.

Mike: Right now, Mick, I think we all are. Not many people can say they've beaten the Devil at her own game.

(We end as the entire group climbs into the cars. Valerie and Micky star the engines, and the two cars follow the line of police cars into the distant desert horizon as we fade out on the dusty Arizona ghost town and the space where Sheila and Ursula had their spat in the beginning of the part...and that high noon sun.)