Everyone ready to rescue Mike?

Peter: Yes!

Davy: Definitely.

Micky: Yes.

(We open with Mike in Alex's bordello rooms. He lays in the opulent bed, asleep. We see a bare chest under the blanket...and it's likely the rest is bare, too. Alex strides in as Mike pulls the blankets closer to him.)

Alex: Have a nice rest, Knight?

Mike: Uh-huh. Em.... (He pulls his head further under the blankets)

Alex: *Leans over Mike* Wakey wakey, Michael.

Mike: Don't wanna...

*Alex leans down and kisses Mike's forehead.*

Mike: (Swats at him) Go 'way, Em. Wanna sleep...

Alex: *Low and deep* Too bad I ain't Em.

Mike: (Finally opens his eyes; squints at Alex) I open my eyes an' see your ugly puss. Lovely. (He pulls the pillow over his head.)

Alex: *Yanks the pillow away* You're not hiding that easily.

Mike: Look, my head feels like Micky's usin' it to practice on. I really don't feel like dealin' with you right now.

Alex: That's too damn bad, Knight, because I feel like having some fun.

Mike: I don't. Good night. (He pulls under the blankets.)

*Alex yanks off the blankets, revealing that Mike's naked. However, Alex stands strategically in front of Mike's private area.*

Mike: Damn it, Alex, now I'm cold! (Grabs the blanket back)

Alex: *Smirks* I can tell. *takes the blanket away*

Mike: Alex! (Covers himself) I'm freezin'! Can't you turn the heat up or somethin'? (Takes the blanket again.)

Alex: I like it cold. *yanks the blanket away again*

Mike: Well, I don't! (He reaches for the blanket) Gimmie that!

Alex: *Makes the blanket disappear* I think I need to get your mind off of the blanket.

Mike: Then turn up the heat.

Alex: I'd rather help you warm up by way of body heat.

Mike: (Covers himself with his arms) No way. I'd rather do that with Em, thank you.

Alex: *Stops at the foot of the bed, again strategically covering certain parts* I think you just don't know what you're missing.

Mike: I know I miss my wife and kids. Where are the kids, anyway?

Alex: *Snorts* Around.

Mike: Where? (He tries to sit up, but he only ends up groaning.) Man, my head feels like it's about to take off.

Alex: Let me help you feel better. *a blanket reappears in his hand; he pulls it over the back of himself and crawls over Mike, using the blanket to block the view of anything*

Mike: (Pulls away) Can't I have my own blanket?

Alex: *Smirks* No. *leans over and kisses him passionately*

(Mike tries to push him away, but he's still too groggy. Alex holds him as hard as he can.)

Mike: (Wipes his mouth after then finish) Damn, Alex! I ain't that way!

(He tries to pull away, but Alex takes his arms.)

Mike: Alex, I thought you hated me.

Alex: I do hate you, but you're so damn handsome I can't contain myself.

Mike: Well, maybe you ought to learn to.

Alex: Nah, there's no fun in that. *Kisses Mike again and uses his tongue more.*

(Mike tries to push him away again.)

*Alex continues to hold his arms while kissing, but shifts to move one knee very close to Mike's private parts.*

(Mike tries to squirm away from Alex and his amorous knees.)

*Alex ends up kneeing Mike to keep him from squirming away.*

(Mike doubles over onto the bed.)

Alex: *Pulls out of the kiss and growls* Behave.

Mike: No.

(That's when an arrow comes between Mike and Alex...an arrow with a dark green shaft. It lands in the wooden wall behind them.)

Alex: *His head whips up* Dammit!

(Two female hands grab Alex bodily off of Mike. Daphne drags him over to Peter and Micky.)

Alex: *Struggles* Let me go!

Peter: Any ideas on what we should do with him?

Mike: Find a coyote and have him drop a safe on him.

Micky: *Quietly* I like that idea.

Peter: Or... (he concentrates. There's a blue light around Alex, When it subsides, he looks like a certain mangy coyote. He's even animated in the Warner Brothers "stretch and squash" style)

Davy: Very nice, mate.

Alex: Hey!?

Mike: That's a nice look for you.

Emma: Alex, where's my husband's clothes?

Alex: *Smirks* I tore them off him.

Emma: Then I'm going to put them back. (Concentrates. There's a blue light around Mike. When it subsides, he's wearing his white and black MonkeeLeague uniform again)

Mike: Thanks, Em. I thought I was gonna catch a disease or somethin'.

Emma: Only if he (juts a finger at Alex) has one.

Mike: (As Peter helps him to his feet) Let's dump Alex with a road runner and go find Lauren and the kids.

Peter: Are you sure you're ok, Michael?

Mike: (Emma gives him a kiss; he grins) Now I am.

Peter: Ok, Alex. First of all, where are the cars, the kids, and Lauren?

Alex: I don't know. The kids took off with her.

Peter: The kids?

Mike: Damn. How'd they manage that?

Alex: *Sighs* They caged Zelda and tied us up with rope.

Emma: I wish we could find them. I'm proud of them.

Mike: (Looks at Alex) You're gonna take us to the cars, Alex. You know where they are.

Alex: Not a chance.

Peter: (Aims his crossbow at Alex) How would you like to be a wascally wabbit next?

Alex: No, thanks.

Mike: Then let's hit the desert, supah-genius.

(Emma pokes Alex in the back with her field hockey stick.)

Alex: I'm moving, I'm moving!

(Cut to the desert outside of the Ghost Town. We get a vista of the craggy cliffs and towering cacti of Arizona as Alex the Coyote is marched across the rocky floor.)

Mike: Ok, Alex. Where did you say the cars were?

Alex: I didn't say, and I'm not going to.

Peter: Alex, stop behaving like a child.

(That's when something appears on Alex's back.)

Alex: *smirks* Might as well THINK like a coyote, huh? *takes off into the air via the jet-pack*

Mike: (As "You Just May Be the One" begins) Well, if he's gonna fly... (he concentrates; when he subsides, he's now the Superfriends Superman) so can I! (He takes off after Alex)

(Mike blows out the jet back on Alex's back, sending him tumbling into the black-and-white arms of Peter Mouse, who wears the appropriate shorts, gloves, black shirt, and yellow shoes.)

(Peter tries to hold onto Alex, but Alex has lubricated himself with Ajax grease and gets away.)

(Alex smirks and runs...right into a huge fist, owned by Davy the Sailor Man. He downs a can of spinach and knocks Alex over a canyon and into a nest of cacti.)

(Emma appears, her hair in two balls on the top of her head. She wears a red, blue, and white sailor uniform with a very short skirt and carries a jeweled scepter. When she sees Alex trying to look under the skirt, she smacks him over the head with the scepter.)