(We open at the beach. Mike lays on a blanket on the sand, his eyes closed, a car magazine over his face.)
*Davy is reclined on his blanket, buffing his fingernails. He glances up briefly to see what Micky's doing.*
*Micky, meanwhile, is sneaking up on Mike, squirt gun in hand. He carefully lifts the magazine from his face, then squirts Mike right in the face!*
Mike: (Sputters) Wha...wha... (Looks up and groans) Micky! (Wipes his face off) I'm gonna get you for that!
*Micky laughs as he runs away! Davy sighs and goes back to his fingernails.*
Mike: Come here, Mick! (He chases Mick around the picnic table and blanket)
Alex: *voice from somewhere* Oh, look, it's the great race! ;)
*Micky stops abruptly. Mike runs into his back.*
Mike: Ow! Did anyone get the license number of that back?
Zelda: (voice from somewhere) Better than Saturday Morning TV!
Micky: *spins to face Mike* It's Alex and Zelda! *looks around for them*
Alex: *voice from somewhere* Lose something, brother?
Davy: *stands* Bloody 'ell, wot are they doing 'ere?
Mike: Why don't you two go bother someone else?
*Alex and Zelda appear in a black light.*
Zelda: But all of you are better-looking.
Alex: She's right. *waggles his eyebrows*
Micky: *shudders* Guh!
Davy: Sorry to put a dampah on things, but we don't 'ave any crystal 'ere.
Alex: Nah, we're not looking for crystal right now. We just wanted something to do.
Mike: Why can't you two do something else when you're bored besides bother us?
Zelda: Why not? (She grins and saunters over to Micky) There's just such a lovely view over here! ;)
*Micky wraps his arms around himself.*
Alex: Ain't that the truth? *pauses* We seem to be a bit outnumbered. I think I can take care of that.
Mike: Like hell you will.
*Alex sends a black light over Davy, burying him in the sand up to his neck.*
Davy: *surprised* 'Ey!? Let me out!
Mike: DAVE! (He runs over to Davy and starts digging)
Micky: *turns to see* Davy!
Alex: Stop that! *black light Mike away from Davy*
Mike: Dig him out right NOW, Alex!
Alex: *folds his arms* No way.
Zelda: (She pulls Micky back towards her) Uh-uh! We're busy over here.
Micky: No! No, we're not!
Zelda: (She pulls Micky closer) Oh yes, we are!
Micky: Lemme go!
Mike: Do it. Or I'll bite you and your woman in the butts.
Alex: Ha! Really? Maybe I could bury you next!
Zelda: (Pulls Micky down on the blanket) Why don't we get to know one another?
Micky: *stammers* N...no, th...thank you!
Alex: *grins* Or maybe I'll just do this.
*Alex pounces on Mike, landing them on the sand. Alex rolls so he's on top of Mike.*
Mike: (Struggles, kicking wildly) Alex, get offa me!
Alex: No way! I'm enjoying this!
Mike: Mick! Davy! I gotta get to them!
Alex: Oh, just lie still, Knight!
Mike: Hell no, I ain't gonna lie still! You think I'm gonna give you the chance to muddle me or mute me or turn me into somethin'?
Alex: It was worth a try, right?
Davy: I'm getting no where fast ovah here!
Zelda: (She runs her fingers down Micky's back) Ooh, you feel sooo nice!
Micky: *struggles* Get off, you wannabe!
*Micky tries to push Zelda off, but he's slowing down, starting to give in to her.*
Zelda: (Runs her fingers down his front) You're enjoying this, aren't you?
*Micky whimpers.*
Zelda: (Her hands go down to his rear) You have such a nice butt!
*Micky sticks his tongue out.*
Zelda: I know a better use for that tongue. (Kisses him hard)
*Micky's eyes widen. He melts from the kiss.*
Mike: Alex, I'm warnin' ya. You know what Mick and I are like when we're mad.
Alex: I think my brother's anything but mad at the moment.
Mike: M...Mick? Mick, snap outta it! That ain't Lauren!
Zelda: (She pulls out of it, smirking) There. That's a good boy.
*Micky just lies there with a stupid grin on his face.*
Alex: I think Zel's got the right idea... *grins, then leans down and plants a big kiss on Mike*
(Alex shoots back up when Mike tries to bite his nose!)
Alex: Yow! Watch it, Knight!
Zelda: Don't try anything, Knight. (She cuddles Micky) We do have your little Savage here, and the Lord is currently useless.
*Micky leans into Zelda, rather content.*
Davy: *groans* Oh, Micky...
Mike: Do you really think I'm gonna let you get your crappy Devil hands on me? (He lets out a loud wolf howl and shoves Alex away as hard as he can, springing to his feet!)
Alex: *lands on his rear in the sand* Well, that's what I was hoping for. You look gorgeous when you're mad!
*Davy makes a gagging sound.*
(Mike quickly concentrates while Alex recovers. There's a blue light around Davy. When it subsides, he's on his feet on the sand, holding his rapier.)
Davy: Thanks, mate!
Alex: Oh, crap...
Mike: You're welcome, kid. Davy, get Zelda off of Mick. He's useless. (Growls) I'll handle Alex.
Davy: Right! *goes to Zelda and Micky*
Alex: Oh, NOW, you'll handle me. You didn't want to when I offered earlier.
Mike: (Snarls) I ain't up for your bullshit, you asshole.
Alex: I love it when your upper lip curls up like that! It's so cute!
Mike: Save it for your fifty thousand girlfriends.
Alex: What? I can't have a boyfriend or two?
Mike: I ain't one of them.
Alex: Oh, come on, Knight! I just want a little piece every so often. *waggles his eyebrows again*
Mike: These pieces are reserved.
Davy: *points his rapier at Zelda* I'd suggest you get off of 'im.
Zelda: (Smirks at Davy) Your little toothpick doesn't scare me, Lord. (Grins at Micky) And I think my Savage is comfortable where he is.
*Micky nods, holding onto Zelda, protectively.*
Davy: Toothpick? I'll show you a toothpick! *aims for Zelda, but his rapier turns into a feather* Wot the...
*Micky chuckles.*
Zelda: Nice try, Lord, but the Savage and I are quite happy where we are. (She strokes Micky's hair) Aren't we, my Savage?
*Micky nods, then nuzzles her neck.*
Davy: Micky, that's NOT Lauren! Stop that!
*Micky flips Davy the bird.*
Davy: That does it... *physically pulls Zelda off of Micky*
Zelda: (Caught off-guard) Hey!
Micky: Nooo! *puts his arms out for her*
Alex: *realizes what's going on* Zelda! *He goes after Davy.*
(There's a loud wolf roar behind him. A huge black wolf darts in front of Davy, blocking him and growling at Alex.)
Alex: *eyes widen* Uh, uh...nice wolf, er, Knight, er...
*Micky tries to pull Zelda from Davy's grasp.*
Micky: Let her go!
(Mike shakes his head and nudges Micky, trying to bring him to his senses. That's not Lauren!)
Davy: Mick, stop it!
Micky: *swats at Mike* Get away! I want her!
Alex: Put her down, Lord!
(Mike leaves Micky and goes after Alex. He chases after him, snapping his jaws.)
Alex: *as he runs away* Nice wolf! Good boy! Heel, Knight! *suddenly drops into a hole; groans from inside the whole* I should've seen this coming.
*There's a black light from inside the hole. Alex has disappeared.*
Davy: *now holds onto Micky, who struggles to get to Zelda* Come on, Mick, knock it off!
Micky: Let me go! Let me go!
Zelda: I'll be back another time. (She manages to get one last kiss on Micky's cheek before she disappears)
Micky: *cries out* Noooo! *falls to his knees, slipping from Davy's grasp*
Davy: Mick!
Micky: *looks up* You made her leave!
Davy: Wot?
*Micky jumps up and tackles Davy!*
Davy: Mike! 'Elp me!
Mike: (Runs over; he's returned to his human form) Davy, heal him! Remember how you helped me when Darren had me?
Davy: I'm trying to!
Micky: How could you!?
Davy: Pull 'im off, it'll be easiah!
(Mike grabs Micky's other end and pulls as hard as he can. He and Micky finally go head-over-heels into the sand.)
Micky: *frantic* What are you doing!?
Davy: *scrambles over* 'Old 'im, Mike!
Mike: Doin' the best I can. He's a slippery little Savage.
Davy: I can see that! *reaches for Micky's heart and manages to touch* Got 'im!
Micky: Nooo! *sags, worn out in Mike's arms* Wha...what happened?
Davy: I 'ad to 'eal you, mate. You went crackahs on us!
Mike: Zelda got to your brain and made you think she was Lauren.
Micky: *groans* Oh man... *stands, albeit rather shakily; wraps his arms around himself*
Davy: We got rid of both of them before they could do much damage.
Mike: Let's get you home to Lauren. She'll be able to help you further.
Micky: *nods, quickly* Please.
(Davy gets the blankets and Micky's water gun, while Mike puts an arm around the shaky Micky and the three head across the beach, back to Micky's house.)