Rating: PG (still)

Disclaimer: Don't own, wish I did. Don't sue me.

Distribution: same as before

Author's Note: 10/15/2001 - RAW, Rock told Jericho not to get in his way. Outside interference in Rock's match, Y2J is commentating, but doesn't help (does get Rock DQed by shoving RVD off the top rope). Later, interference during Jericho's match with Rhyno. Rock comes out and helps clear the ring, the Rock Bottoms Y2J. Side Note: Heyman was being extra annoying during Rock's match.

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     Why can't anyone besides myself and the Jerichoholics remember that I *beat* Trip for the WWF title… despite having it for only fifteen or so minutes? Do you know how much I had to restrain myself from punching out Heyman? (How many of you wish I had?)
     I don't know what Rock's problem was. He asked me to stay out of his way… so I did! No one understands that I simply want a shot at the title and a chance to beat The Rock (although I'm trying to remember if I did before). I know we're both on the WWF side---and I'm not getting into *that* again---but Steve Assclown is a bit busy at the moment. Besides that, the writers feel I'm not in his league. *That* is why I want to have a match with Rock for his WCW title: to show them I am worthy, dammit! By the way, I don't care that it's the WCW title, since I actually never had that title. It's the second most prestigious belt there is and after Sunday, I'll be the one wearing it… writers willing.
     It wasn't bad enough that Rock had to interrupt my interview (alright, so I did it to him on SmackDown last Thursday!), but he had to Rock Bottom me, too?! Why not just leave me for the wolves and keep himself "fresh" for Sunday? Damn, I had three Alliance guys beating the shit out of me… and, of course, the Billion Dollar Boob Job Princess (can you tell I'm in Y2J mode at the moment?) had to cheer them on by purposely screeching and hurting my ears. People would never believe that she's not really annoying as she portrays herself. Oops, went off on a tangent, there.
     Back to Paul E. for a moment. First, let me say, I miss Jerry Lawler. Anyway, Heyman must not have seen last Thursday's SmackDown. So what if Austin hit RVD with the chair instead of me? (Personally, I think he was aiming for him anyway… it's the "who do I hate more" deal.) I would have had RVD beat without his help! Besides, I don't want to fight RVD (eeeeeevver) again, he'll just bust me open for a third time. Did you notice, though, that Rock didn't get bloodied when fighting RVD? Lucky bastard. What is Van Dam's deal, anyway?
     I'm asking too many questions. I just have to get through SmackDown---it would have to be named after The Rock, wouldn't it---then it's on to No Mercy. Then, I'll show them all.
     Y2J, Chris Jericho, WCW Champion.
     That does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

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