BoxingRing.wav 26k
Drew: Things you'll never hear in a boxing ring
Wayne: D*mn, he's cute
Colin: I'm a white Canadian, I've got a chance

CerealBoxPrizes.wav 15k
Drew: Prizes you'd like to find in your cereal box
Colin: Pamela Anderson

DeathBed.wav 80k
Drew: Worst thing to say to someone on their death bed
Ryan: What're you gonna do with your stereo
Chip: Peekaboo, peekaboo, peekaboo
Colin: About that 20 bucks you owe me
Wayne: It's me, Death... just kidding
Colin: So, when do you think Jane will be ready to date again

Dictionary.wav 31k
Drew: Let's start with odd definitions found in Webster's Dictionary
Wayne: Reptile - see lawyer
Ryan: Cigar - presidential aid

DrillSgt.wav 47K
Drew: Drill gt. pick up lines
Wayne: Boy, you ever touched a rifle... Want to?
Brad: I just wanna stand here & stare at my privates

GrimReaper.wav 16k
Drew: What the grim reaper does to relax
Denny: Oh, I'm sick of Pictionary, let's play Life

HeavyDrinking.wav 48k
Greg: *German accent* Now, where's this boy we're gonna circumcize
Ryan: *sigh* This is your captain speaking...
Colin: The points don't matter...

HomeShopping.wav 21k
Drew: Items you wouldn't expect to see for sale on the Home Shopping Channel
Denn: That's right, order now, & order your copy of Dan Quayle's hooked on phonics

MissAmerica.wav 39k
Drew: Interview questions you'd like to hear asked of a Miss America contestant
Wayne: Miss Illinois... are those real
Ryan: Can you pick up that quarter without using your hands

NakedPhotos.wav 62k
Drew: Naked photos you wouldn't want to see on the Internet
Wayne: Hi, I'm Bea Arthur
Ryan: C-A-R-E-Y...
Drew: Careful... careful what you wish for, buddy
Ryan: Ha ha ha ha ha

Parachute.wav 43k
Drew The worst thing to find in our parachute pack
Greg: Miniature Snickers
Colin: What to do when your parachute doesn't open

RejectedThemes.wav 45k
Drew: Let's start with rejected theme songs... heh, rejected theme songs from the movie Titanic
Brad: I love the taste of salt water filling my lungs
Colin: Corpses bobbing in the sea...

Slogans.wav 65k
Drew: Uh, presidential slogans that will not get you elected
Wayne: I love Barney, I do, I do...
Brad: I got this tattoo in de 'nam
Ryan: I stand today at this podium... *sigh*
Wayne: I'm Jesse Jackson

UnlikelySongs.wav 39k
Drew: Unlikely first lines of love songs
Colin: It seemed like any other autopsy
Ryan: Oh, I'm really small down there