Name: Lauren
Birthday: October 19... LIBRA! WooHoo! Just like Mike ::sigh::
City/State: Nerdsville, USA
Eye Color: greenish-blue
Hair Color: auburn
Allergies: none that I know of
Car you want to drive: never really thought about it
Goals/Ambitions: to meet the cast of Laverne & Shirley... or atleast Mike :) & to meet the Happy Days cast... or atleast Henry :) & to meet all of my 'net friends someday!!! Also, I'd like to see a Whose Line taping, but it ain't gonna happen :(
Nationality: Irish & Polish
School/Job: College & a summer job as a bank teller, which leaked into this semester
Smoker/Nonsmoker: NON!!! smoking is DISGUSTING! (sorry, Penny, Ryan, Greg, but IT IS!)
Nicknames: Lone Wolfette, LW, Blauren (don't ask), Neon Love Chick, LenGirl, *Lauren Kosnowski*, *Lauren Kiniski*
Favorite Salad Dressing: Italian
Have you ever gone skinny dipping: are you kidding? Me? Little Miss Goody Two Shoes? I've never even THOUGHT about it!
One pillow or two: 2, 1's too low, it's like not having a pillow at all
Pets: none... I had a gold fish (2 or 3 times), but they never lived more than a week
Favorite Movies: Clue, Short Circuit 2, Spinal Tap, Hider In The House... anything that Mike had a good part in that ISN'T rated R & Hot Shotz Part Deux cuz Ryan was in about half of it
Favorite Type of Music: oldies, alotta country, & Weird Al & The Monkees
Type of car you drive now: I don't have my own, but I do drive a GMC Jimmy
Toothpaste: Listerine
Piercing or tattoos? neither! I've never even thought about piercing my ears! too much pain!!!... "ooh, that gave me alotta pain!"
Do you get along with your parents? yes, I do... I'm not kidding either
Favorite Soda: Pepsi or Coke or Cherry Pepsi or Cherry Coke or Surge or Orange or 7 Up or Mello Yello *grin*
What's your bed time: whenever... but when it gets to be after 2 o'clock I start weirding myself out, it's kinda funny, but I start going a little nutso... don't say it!
Type of shoe? sneakers or my fave pair of boots or the type that Lenny has (which are from Fonzie's stash... shh, don't tell!) or my faux Converses (they're actually City Sneaks) or Ryan's white flame shoes... those are cool!
Craziest person you know: ME!!! no, not really... off the net: Nate; on the net: I dunno, actually

Favorite phrases:

Laverne DeFazio~ "Oh, Lenzoil, wanna come over here & help me keep the bed still?"

Laverne DeFazio~ "It's a dream come true! An entire night with Lenny in a dark, sleazy motel room!"

Micky Dolenz~ "Not bad for a long-haired weirdo, huh, America?"

Micky Dolenz & Davy Jones~ "Together we will march, together we will fight, together we will find ourselves in places we don't have any business being"

Guy~ "Would the owner of Beer Boy please come to the Lost & Found... & if you found his pants, bring them, too"
Drew Carey~ "Come on, without his pants, Beer Boy is just Creepy Drunk Guy"

Lewis Kiniski~ "It's all fun & games until someone gets eaten"

Book: TV Guide... ROFLMAO!
Color: purple
Cartoon: Simpsons... both Penny & Mike have lended voices (Penny was a nanny, I think, & Mike, of course, was David St. Hubbins)
Color Nail Polish: I hate nail polish! but if I did like it, it'd be purple
Favorite Day of Week: I don't really have one
Flower(s): On The Wall?... what were those flowers that Lenny shot out of that fake gun from Squiggy's magic act to cheer up Laverne when she didn't wanna visit her mother's grave? I know they were fake, but still...
Fruit: oranges
Gemstone: opal
Holiday: any day that I can stay home & be lazy & spend 6 or 7 hours on the net
Hour of the Day: umm... midnight cuz that's the time when I'm about ready to start writing my FanFics... I write best right before I hit the hay {"What're you? A horse?" LoL!}
Ice Cream: raspberry... with RediWhip ;)
Jewelry: I hardly ever wear any, but I have a mess of necklaces, my 1999 Drury class ring, my mood ring (that I got at the Great Escape), my fake opal ring (that I don't remember where I got it, but it's not quite round anymore), & my real opal ring (that my parents got me for Christmas)
Season: summer, usually
Shampoo: either Jhirmack or St. Ives Swiss Spa (raspberry)
Conditioner: I don't use one
Vegetable(s): weeeell, I like broccoli & turnip & corn & some others if they're mixed together or smuthered in margarine

Habits: relating anything & everything to L&S... if not L&S then Happy Days or the Monkees, making my mom watch all the movies I wanna watch that Mike's in ::sigh:: ...recently watching nothing but Drew Carey Show & Whose Line...? (mostly Drew's version)
Best Excuse: "I didn't do it!" repeated over & over & over & over again--see Clue!
Special Talents/Skills: I can play the tambourine & maracus (at the same time or separately), I can do 100 simple multiplication examples (using 12 & under) in about 2 to 2 & a half minutes & get them all right... there's prob'ly som'en else, but it was midnight & thoughts of FanFiction had flooded my brain...

I'm always: relating stuff to L&S, DCS, WL/DL...
I can't stand: people who think they're better than everyone else & the fact that L&S HAD to be moved to Burbank (can you say "crash & die"?
I Love (as in things): anything L&S related especially my Lenny & The Squigtones LP & all my pics of Lenny & Squiggy & my few of just Mike... ::sigh:: & especially my 24 x 36 poster of Len & Squig I got off ebay ::grin::
I Love (as in people): my family, all of my 'net friends, the cast of L&S, the cast of HD, the Monkees, &, of course, last, but CERTAINLY not least, Mike... ::sigh:: ...& Ryan *sigh*
I Regret: not being born in the late 50s or early 60s so I coulda grown up on the Monkees then have gone to L&S tapings ('specially since ya had to be 16 or older... hmm, wonder why ;)
I Want: SOTB!!!(smut on the brain) oh, wait, I've already got that!... LENNY! oh, wait, I've got him in my FanFics... MIKE! oh, wait... never mind... LEWIS! nope, got him already... RYAN! oops, never mind...
I Love (as otherwise): haven't I said everything I love yet?
Do you believe in love at first sight?: is Squiggy Lutheran? {do you know who wrote the Lutheran Bible? Luther Burbank... according to Squig that is}
Do you want children and if so how many?: well, I'd like to have kids...
First thing you notice about the opposite sex?: looks... only cuz you SEE the person first, then personality, but if you could SEE personality, that'd be first!
Something that makes you jealous of opposite sex?: they don't have periods, they don't have to have the kids, they don't have to cook and clean and sew and do domestic! but other than that, I like being a woman {someone else wrote this & I agreed}
Least favorite thing about opposite sex?: when they think they're God's gift to women & they act like immature kids
What do you feel is a good age to get married?: weeeell, I'll say mid 20s... but you should really KNOW the person you're marrying so age doesn't really fit in there... but I can't stand those 50 year old guys marrying 20 year old girls {shoot! there go my chances... uh, that didn't come out of my mouth!}
Do you gossip?: no!
Have you ever been attacked by a big dog?: weeell, when I was like 5 or 6 I got chased around my parents' car by some mutt that wanted to play... I don't like dogs!!! I don't care much for cats...
How do you eat an Oreo?: alot better than Lenny did in Friendly Persuasion! did you ever notice the Oreo that rolled off stage when the boys mauled Shirley's plate of cookies?
Most embarrassing moment: umm... would you believe I don't remember?

Tipped Rocks? no... huh?
Drank alcohol? IT'S DISGUSTING!!!
Broken the law? no... not that I know of
Ran away from home? no, but when I was 6 or 7 I used to hide under the dining room table to get away from my parents & brother... I'd just sit under there for 30 minutes & do nothing... by then my parents would usually tell me to come out... so I did
Lied? white lies, nothing serious
Played strip poker? like I said for the skinny dipping... ME? Little Miss Goody Two Shoes?... oh, you know this schpiel already
Gotten beat up? almost... they just scared the HELL outta me {I'd normally use "heck" or "crap", but they DID scare the hell outta me!}

Love at first sight? yes... well, crush-wise
God? of course!!!
Aliens? no... my reason for having seen only 1 ep of the X-Files (the 2-part Dreamland ep that Mike ::sigh:: was in)
Horoscopes? no
Heaven? of course!!!
Hell? unfortunately, yes
Yourself? most of the time

Oranges or apples? either
Deaf or blind? neither
Pools or hot tubs? weeell, since I'm 20 & have no idea how to swim... whadya think?
Blondes or brunettes? either... but there's a certain 6', blue eyed, blonde that I've got my eye on... then there's another certain 6'5", green eyed, blonde that's caught my eye recently...
Tall or short? Lenny's tall... I'm short... there's a foot difference there... I'd hafta stand on a crate... & don't even get me started with Ryan...
TV or radio? both!

Honestly, what do you notice first? notice? as in, doesn't hafta be som'en you can see? then personality
Must-have personality trait: sweet, caring, not possessive... well, why don't we just say Lenny
Hair-curly or straight? straight, although I like Micky Dolenz's curly hair... or when he useta have curly hair
Hair-long or short? short, but not really short... if it's longer than mine, no way, José!!!
Thing you hate most about girls/guys:(guys) immaturity
Thing you love most about girls/guys:(guys) if they're a Lenny

Took a shower? last night
When was the last time you cried? when I watched Jack Frost (not the thriller, the one with Michael Keaton... wrong Michael... shoot!)
Got a real letter? I truthfully don't remember

Your most prized and important possession? my Lenny & The Squigtones LP, my 2nd release Arista Monkees greatest hits LP, & my Lenny & Squiggy 24 x 36 poster =)
Your good luck charm? I don't have one
The item you worship most? since God isn't an item... my Squigtones LP or my poster!!!
The worst song you've ever heard? Whiter Shade Of Pale, Honky Tonk Women (disgusting!), I Need You (Leann Rimes... *shudder*) & some others
The most embarrassing CD's in your collection? I don't really have one that's "embarrassing"
What's your bedroom like? Lenny & Squiggy/Monkees/keychains-obsessed
Your favorite thing for breakfast? I don't usually eat breakfast, but when I do either Fruit Loops or Frosted Cheerios
Your favorite thing for lunch? pizza or frozen meals that I can just chuck in the microwave & nuke
The best thing that happened to you today? I got a FanFic
Abortion? only if the mother's life is in danger, otherwise, NO!
Bill Clinton? EWW!!! {"I've got a cigar...!" LoL!}
Religion? Baptist... sorta, I can't remember the last time we actually went to church... but the churches around here are really ::razzberry::
Hanson? EWW!
Alternative music? no!!!
Country? I don't like Faith Hill, Tim McGraw or Leann Rimes (she ain't country!!!)... other than them, I love country!!!
Classical? sure
Oldies? yeah!!!!! especially the Monkees!
80's music? no, unless it's Weird Al
Punk? ewww!!! no way!
Rap? NO!
R&B? ick...
Pop? depends on the definition of pop

Makes you laugh the most? Nate!... but when Shortcake & I start playing WL games... I'll be ROFLMAO!
Do you have a crush on? Lenny (I don't care if he's a fictional character!!!) & Ryan/Lewis... heh
Do you go to for advice? usually people come to me for advice... I dunno why...
Do you hate? well, if you knew this *person*, you'd understand why I CAN'T STAND HIM & AM GLAD I'LL NEVER SEE HIM EVER, EVER AGAIN... HA!!! sorry 'bout that
Do you ever save AOL conversations? weeell, you see, I'm not exactly on AOL...
Who's your favorite person(s) to talk to online? all of my 'net buds, but especially Shortcake & everytime we find another thing we have in common... we're twins separated at birth or som'en! {I'm kidding, we're not really related at all, I don't even know her real name... no one does, for that matter} & because we play some great WL games!
Do you save emails? some... mostly FanFics
How many people are on your buddy list? since I'm not on AOL, I don't seem to have a buddy list, but as for my address book... 59, but I really need to go through it cuz there's a bunch that don't exist or they just don't wanna email me :(