Ep 3: First Date

Larry: ...A singles bar is not my first choice of places to meet women. I prefer more formal situations, you know, a wedding, tax audit, heimlich manoveure

Ep 8: Hunks Like Us

Larry: I can't just ask her out... I have to deceive her first

Larry: I am going to deport you in pieces!

Balki: I am Conehead the Barbarian

Balki: I think we overdid the workout a little... or you threw me out the window

Ep 10: Ladies & Germs

Larry (nasally): I got my A, I got my B, I got my C, I got my D
Balki: Put them all together & what do they spell? Ah-beh-cuh-duh

Balki: ...You who think tiny little people are fighting up your nose!

Larry (after taking too much of the Mypos cure): Balki... I can see through you

Ep 12: Babes In Babylon

Larry: Vegas is a moral wasteland. It goes against everything I was ever told I believe in

Larry: It's called "Roulette." The odds are really against you. Why don't you try it?

*Balki grabs the marble from the Roulette wheel*
Larry: Balki... why don't you give the nice men back their marble