Obsessed..... or Just A Huge Fan?

Well, if the top ten wasn't quite to your liking, here's a general obsession list. Take a look & see if you can say "GUILTY!" to atleast a few of these.

You are obsessed if:

You make a web site/page devoted to any character(s) on Laverne & Shirley

You know all the words to "High Hopes"

You color code your web pages a specific color - ie red, white, & black for our favorite Lone Wolf

You write any amount of FanFics or anything related to Laverne & Shirley during class - not recommended

You can name the 4 songs that Lenny & Squiggy sang in the 4 talent shows

Your parents use phrases from Laverne & Shirley... but they don't actually watch it

You can name atleast 15 episode titles without hesitation

You bombard N@N with emails telling them to put Laverne & Shirley on at a better, more often time - recommended!

You have a nickname that has something to do with Laverne & Shirley

You have bought anything related to Laverne & Shirley off of eBay

You have all but 1 episode on tape & you know you'll never see it because N@N refuses to

You have all 178 episodes

You dressed up as 1 of the characters for Halloween, even if you didn't leave your house

You print any & all pictures related to Laverne & Shirley & stick them on your bedroom walls

You can name 5 brand name products - other than Pepsi - that were mentioned

You're positive that it was David Lander yelling in the "Haunted House" episode

You dreams are Laverne & Shirley related

You actually know how to pronounce Michael McKean's last name

You spend an hour coming up with signs you're obsessed

You wake up in the middle of the night to tape an episode, then go back to sleep

You know who was really at fault for wrecking the hotel room in "The Road To Burbank"

You know that Michael McKean did the voice-over at the beginning of part two of "Murder On The MooseJaw

You make an audio cassette of all the songs sung on Laverne & Shirley

You can name the song that Lenny started to play before "The Look" in "Sing, Sing, Sing"

You can sing along with any of the songs done on any episode

You try to make your school projects Laverne & Shirley related

You know that at the end of part two of "The Festival" that Lenny made a quick change from boots to sneakers

You don't like what's-his-name that Shirley married

You watch "Look Before You Leap" & pray to God that Laverne says "Yes" to Lenny

You know who Chuck is

You've ever said "vodey-yo-doe"

You know that somewhere along the line, the bathrooms at the Pizza Bowl got switched

You know that the liquid that came out of the Pork Juicer was strawberry Quik

You actually know what floor the boys lived on

You've ever said "it's brown today, so that means it was yellow once"

You throw a fit when N@N skips over "I Do, I Do"

You know what 'frpl' means

You've seen the Laverne & Shirley pilot episode

You watched "A League Of Their Own" because it was directed by Penny Marshall, Eddie Mekka was Mae's guy at the bar, & David Lander was the announcer

You were one of many to ask for a Laverne & Shirley cast reunion on the "Rosie O'Donnell Show"

You can recite atleast one full episode while watching it - or without watching it

You know how to spell "Squiggmann"

You know Carmine is left-handed

You know that Squiggy's date from "Date With Eraserhead" & "Lenny's Crush" followed him to California & was his date in "Sing, Sing, Sing" {You also know his date's name was Francine!}

You know the other meaning to "But Lenny gave me this" & Laverne shows Squiggy the 'patented singing finger stick'

You noticed just how black the bottom of Lenny's socks were in "The Road To Burbank"

You know that Squiggy almost never took his Converses off (& you know the one time that he did!)

You saw the Oreo roll on the floor in "Friendly Persuasion"

You noticed that Lenny has the same type of boots as Fonzie

You wish that in California the boys had used their doggie-door more often

(this one's for the females!)You often think "I wonder where he gets his underwear?"

You can understand every word that Squiggy says

You know how to get pudding off the ceiling

You've always wanted to try the "double-foldo, backward-flippo"

You know that the boys painted the inside of their toilet bowl black & that they painted a rug

You can name atleast 5 items hung on the walls of the boys' California apartment

You remember seeing the boys' California apartment

You can name "the 10 condaments"

You noticed that Lenny seemed a bit drunk before the group found the Napolean brandy in "Please Don't Feed The Buzzards"

You're afraid you'll slip on Jell-o & break a tooth

You learned how to drive with a banana as your gear shift

You wonder why the beans weren't used for the gas

You know that in "Laverne's Broken Leg" that Lenny was the 'token-guest-with-a-lamp-shade-on-his-head'

You know that Squiggy hit his elbow on the piano while singing "StarCrossed"

You know that Squiggy had pneumonia for 18 months, then was "fresh as a daisy"

You can see a parallel between "Perfidy In Blue" & the movie "Clue"

You know that the pink bowling ball that Lenny had stuck on his hand in "Suds To Stardom" was also seen in the boys' apartment in "Hi, Neighbor"

You noticed that "Squignowski" was spelled wrong on the boys' ice cream truck

You ever saw the "Welcome Back, Kotter" skit on "Saturday Night Live" that had Lenny & Squiggy in it

You think that "the desert sun had turned them into raving sex fiends" was the best intro line for the boys

You ever noticed a resemblance between Michael McKean & Peter Tork

You know that when the boys sang "I Feel Pretty" that Squiggy was playing three Folgers coffee cans

You think the "Circle Of Success" really works

You have debates on whether it's "fudgecicle" or "fudgicle"

You realized that there was something kinda fishy about Lenny being a Count in "The Debutante Ball" & it never being mentioned again

You know that Carmine's apartment number is 309

You noticed the girls' apartment number changed from A to B to A {You also know that A & B are not numbers}

You noticed that Lenny snapped Laverne's bra in "Laverne & Shirley Meet Fabian"

You noticed that Lenny got Laverne on the back of her neck with a cold beer mug in "Date With Eraserhead"

You ever wondered how Lenny could've swallowed the keys to the truck in "Date With Eraserhead"

You ever wondered why Lenny keeps his keys in his shoes (yet he almost always wears boots)

You've ever wondered what that "40% high adventure" is in the "Dead Lazlo burger"

You've ever wanted to go coal mining in a dumb-waiter

You wonder why the number of flower pots on the girls' window sill keeps changing

You wonder what Squiggy does with honey & why Carmine knows what it is

You've ever thought about Shirley's line about the pudding on her face: "Lenny licked it off"

You know the meaning of aardvark

You noticed that the boys actually had ducktails during the first season

You know that Shirley isn't a perfect size 5 ("I found out I am a size 5 from the waist up, but from the waist down, I must be a 7 or an 8")

You know that in the reunion show from 1995 that the Pepsi emblem on the case was "fuzzy"

You've ever wanted to visit Squiggy's Uncle Elliot's wax museum

You noticed that when the boys were trying to raise bail money for Laverne that they wore the same costumes that Ralph & Potsie did when Fonzie had to have his tonsils removed

You know what Shirley's favorite kind of pizza is... & you've tried it

You've ever done Laverne's 'sneeze throw' with a bolwing ball {or you've made people scatter after nearly throwing it at them

You know the nicknames given to Laverne, Shirley, & Anne-Marie

You suspect that every business man with a pinky ring is a bank robber who blows up bathrooms

You know the reason why Squiggy knew how to fix Shirley's zipper

You know the four S's of beer tasting {You also know that Laverne has a 5th}

You can name the girls', the boys', & Carmine's nationalities

You've ever made a bet with someone to walk on a couch

You've ever said "touch my L, sweetie, & your teeth go to Peoria"

You've ever thought of Jeffrey as a "skinny pig"

You noticed that somewhere along the line, Jeffrey got a bandage on his tail

You've ever wanted to make a peanut butter & jelly balloon

You remember the girls saying that it was "four flights" to the boys' apartmnet in "Hi, Neighbor"

You know that Lenny fell 3 stories when Squiggy pushed him out hte window

You've ever shook hands to a "stu-pid!"

You've ever been told or said "here's your pants, Einstein"

You've ever offered a blunder (an Oreo with whip cream on it) as an hors d'oeurve

You've ever tailgated a car riding a bike

You've ever said "splato"

You've ever left a note written on a paper bag

You've ever tried to pay any amount of money with Monopoly money

You've ever whined "I wasn't whining!"

You noticed that Lenny didn't catch the first orange in the "Fourth Annual Shotz Talent Show"

You've ever read "True Confessions"

You've ever said "shut up, ladies & gentlemen"

You've ever tried a cheese & marshmallow Fluff sandwich

You've ever sent anything to a Mr. Billy

You wonder why Shirley was wearing a scuba suit to "sweat off tons of ugly fat"

You've ever met anyone who goes by "T.P." & you think of toilet paper

You know who Laverne was talking about when she said "a tall, skinny, blond-haired boy"

You've ever said "that's for you to know & me to find out"

You've stopped eating M&M's for fear that they were in someone's socks

You've ever wanted to hit someone with a bag of marbles

You've ever asked to borrow a cup of pork for a meat cake

You've ever watched any Heckle & Jeckle cartoon

You've ever tried to stuff marshmallows in your mouth (regular or mini)

You've ever flooded your bathroom to have boat races

You've ever said "calm is our watch word"

You've ever said "bring me air"

You've ever wanted a fire engine red limosine

You've looked for the Pork Juicer on QVC

You've ever misplaced a fork lift

You've ever opened a closed the refrigerator door to see if the light really goes out

You think a leaf resembles the universe

You know how to do the Shirley Feeney Scarf Dance

You've ever given or been given an Indian Burn

You've ever "crumpled the universe"

You've ever literally shook on something

You've ever said "stick your guts out or I'll blow up!"

You've ever hid money in a Bible

You've ever said or been told "you never read the little writing"

You've ever stared at a dryer to watch the underwear spin

You've ever stapled yourself, then asked for no "burny stuff"