Foreign Legion Of Love

Foreign Legion Of Love

Main vocal: Lenny; ~: Squiggy

I was stranded in the desert
In my foreign legion suit
When I ran into an Arab
And he lugied on my boot
I said "What's the matter, buddy?"
He said ~"I don't like your face"
I said "Neither did my woman,
That's why I'm in this place"

~~Welcome to the foreign legion of love
~~You've joined the batallion
~~Of broken dreams

Well, I glanced up at the weather
And it seemed to me like rain
So, I opened my umbrella
Just to cover up my brain
But it seemed like mother nature
Had something different planned
And instead of little raindrops
I got 60 tons of sand

She said
~~Welcome to the foreign legion of love
~~You've joined the batallion
~~Of broken dreams

I was gettin' kinda thirsty
So, I reached for my canteen
But when I screwed it open
Not a drop was to be seen
So, I rounded up my camel
And I asked him for a smoke
He handed me a Lucky
I said "Hey, you missed the joke"

~~Welcome to the foreign legion of love
~~You've joined the batallion
~~Of broken dreams

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