Admirers with clout never hurt, so when Rob (TV's
"Meathead") Reiner and his wife, Penny Marshall,
invited unemployed actors Michael McKean and David
L. Lander home for a party and commanded "Do 'em,"
the boys were on. "'em" were a couple of
blue-mouthed greaser characters named "Lenny" and
"Ant'ny" that McKean and Lander, both now 30, had
created back in college 12 years earlier.
Fortunately for them, a Happy Days spinoff was in
the works and most of its formative figures were at
the party--not to mention in the family. Penny's
brother was to be co-creator and executive producer,
her dad producer, and she herself was to play a
character called Laverne. Cindy Williams was cast as
costar Shirley, and the McKean-Lander team was hired
as writer consultants. They wrote themselves into
the premier as Lenny and Squiggy (Ant'ny was renamed
Squiggmann to add a Teutonic touch to the otherwise
disproportionately Italian cast). "The show looked
like a disaster at that time," McKean marvels now.
"I had never been involved in a network show before
and didn't know something that seemed to be a mess
could end up an enormous hit."
That's one of the few understatements of TV history.
Those bubble-brained beer bottlers, Laverne and
Shirley, and their even dimmer Shotz Brewery truck
driver neighbors, Lenny and Squiggy, are as of their
second anniversary this week the No. 1 series in TV.
Though they themselves have sometimes been at
loggerheads on the set, Penny and Cindy are in
accord about their second bananas. "I don't know any
better guys to work with," says Marshall. Williams
calls both "terrific actors. That's why they
convince people they're creeps."
Cindy, of course, knows Lander a bit better than
McKean, since "Squiggy" squired her briefly in real
life just after the premier. "We were in love with
eachother for a good two weeks," says Lander. Both
decided that a studio romance was "too messy," he
adds, "not only for us but for the rest of the
cast." Now platonically close, Lander calls Cindy,
who then took up with a sculptor, "one of the
greatest actresses I know." Equally effusive about
Penny, he calls her "very understanding and
sensitive to people's feelings. It breaks my heart
that she doesn't realize how much she's worth as a
person." Lander even goes out of his way to squelch
rumors of dissension over nepotistic Marshall
law--the latest was the hiring of Penny's sister as
associate producer and casting director.
The boys are busy enough protecting their own
characterizations. McKean notes that the original
and "completely obscene" Lenny and Squiggy had been
"considerably toned down for TV--unrecognizably so."
They wondered, says David, "Can we be clean and
continue to be funny?" The Nielsons have decreed
that they can, due largely to the fact that Lander
and McKean constantly rework their scripts. "If we
left it up to the writers," carps McKean, "our
characters would wind up being as bland as Ralph and
Potsie on Happy Days, except with funny voices and
ducktails." Lenny, he says is "a dead ringer for a
guy I knew. But you couldn't laugh to his face
because he'd kill you. He was very strong and very
unprincipled." Likewise, says Lander: "Squiggy is a
combination of people I knew and despised. You have
more freedom playing people you hate. There are
people like them who haven't outgrown their silly
dreams," he says. "Laverne and Shirley are more
intelligent, but they haven't grown up either.
Squiggy looks in the mirror and thinks he's the
handsomest guy in the world. These are the kind of
people who would idolize the Fonz. He's their man."
Lander, who was born David Landau in the Bronx,
would be mistaken for neither. (He changed his name
twice, the second time adding the middle initial, to
avoid conflict with other actors.) "I was born out
of comic relief," he says. "My brother was very
serious and very bright. At four he had memorized
Bach." So high school teachers Stella and Sol Landau
planned a playmate to lighten up his life. "I hope I
cheered him up," says Lander, whose brother, Robert,
is now an opera singer. "If I hadn't, there's no
telling how many kids my parents would have had."
Except for a brief period as a child when, Lander
recalls, he wanted to be "a killer" like on TV, "I
always knew what I was going to do." Michael McKean,
son of Gilbert McKean, one of the founders of Decca
Records, and librarian Ruth, knew too by the time he
was in high school on Long Island's North Shore.
Lander's and McKean's trajectories crossed when they
both arrived at Pittsburgh's Carnegie Tech in 1965
to study acting.
Insomniacs both, they thrashed away nights thinking
up comedic attacks on "tacky showbiz and cornball
comedians," says McKean. They even made up a sitcom
called Widow and Son, about Corky Widow and his pop,
which they performed onstage with a laugh track.
"Talk about history repeating itself before it
happened," exclaims McKean. After a year of cutting
morning classes they were asked "not to come back,"
as McKean delicately puts it. Lander, though, went
on to NYU and crafted one-liners for Walter Winchell
and Earl Wilson before splitting for Hollywood in
'68, where a college friend, Albert Brooks, had put
him in touch with Rob Reiner. The two clicked and
did some TV writing together, and Lander thought,
"Wow, here I am only 19 and writing for television.
But boy did the drought hit fast." Reiner wound up
with the Smothers Brothers, Lander at an answering
service. Starving off boredom with funny voices, he
attracted the attention of a client who had
connections with the Credibility Gap, a radically
satirical radio show.
McKean had meanwhile also himself enrolled in NYU.
He had drifted briefly into drugs ("not to the point
of real danger") and into the late-'60s protest
movement. "I did a lot of hooting during the hoot
period," he says. "I was the guy with the guitar in
the march on Washington." Then he met a girl from
Los Angeles, Susan Russell, whom he followed out to
the coast in 1970 and married later that year. There
he was reunited with Lander, also married by that
time, and joined up with the Credibility Gap. The
show went on the road in '72, and Lander and McKean
went with it. "There was just one giant 'huh' from
the audience," says Lander, who refers to their
itinerary those years as the Bermuda Triangle.
Then came Laverne and Shirley. "When we started we
were all kids," says Lander. "Ratings were like a
foreign language to me." Stardom was also a shocker,
and it undid David's seven-year marriage to
photographer Thea Pool Lander. "That success faced
us with an adjustment we couldn't make," he says.
"Suddenly she became Squiggy's wife, and she's an
independent person and that's why I love her." They
were divorced in '76 and Thea now works in Portland,
but Lander calls her his "closest living relative"
and says, "I love my ex-wife very much. I've seen
her three times in the past three months. I hope and
pray we are friends for the rest of our lives." His
new house in Hollywood makes him worry, he jokes,
whether "this is some kind of commitment. Do I have
to raise this house? But it's modest. If it were a
person, it definitely would not brag."
The more settled McKean has also recently invested
in a home, his in middle-class Studio City, where
after work he likes to "wander around the house in
my bathrobe as kind of a creative outlet." His wife,
Susan, he says "was very considerate about
delivering our son. She went into labor on
Sunday--my day off." Pop beams, "It's the best thing
I've ever done that had a title on it."
McKean and Lander still aren't used to the Tuesday
Night Fever they've helped create. When McKean's
garage mechanic recently refused to accept payment
for a repair, McKean wanted to say, "Why didn't you
do that for me when I was poor?" Lander, even while
he hopes for a Lenny-and-Squiggy spinoff of the
spinoff ("There's so much more to the characters
that we could develop"), is also fuddled by stardom.
When a fan came up to him not so long ago and said,
"Hi, David," he was stunned by someone knowing his
real name. "Do... do I know you from school?"
stammered Squiggy. "No," said the fan. "You're on
TV."