 
 
Admirers with clout never hurt, so when Rob (TV's 
"Meathead") Reiner and his wife, Penny Marshall, 
invited unemployed actors Michael McKean and David 
L. Lander home for a party and commanded "Do 'em," 
the boys were on. "'em" were a couple of 
blue-mouthed greaser characters named "Lenny" and 
"Ant'ny" that McKean and Lander, both now 30, had 
created back in college 12 years earlier. 
Fortunately for them, a Happy Days spinoff was in 
the works and most of its formative figures were at 
the party--not to mention in the family. Penny's 
brother was to be co-creator and executive producer, 
her dad producer, and she herself was to play a 
character called Laverne. Cindy Williams was cast as 
costar Shirley, and the McKean-Lander team was hired 
as writer consultants. They wrote themselves into 
the premier as Lenny and Squiggy (Ant'ny was renamed 
Squiggmann to add a Teutonic touch to the otherwise 
disproportionately Italian cast). "The show looked 
like a disaster at that time," McKean marvels now. 
"I had never been involved in a network show before 
and didn't know something that seemed to be a mess 
could end up an enormous hit." 
That's one of the few understatements of TV history. 
Those bubble-brained beer bottlers, Laverne and 
Shirley, and their even dimmer Shotz Brewery truck 
driver neighbors, Lenny and Squiggy, are as of their 
second anniversary this week the No. 1 series in TV. 
Though they themselves have sometimes been at 
loggerheads on the set, Penny and Cindy are in 
accord about their second bananas. "I don't know any 
better guys to work with," says Marshall. Williams 
calls both "terrific actors. That's why they 
convince people they're creeps." 
Cindy, of course, knows Lander a bit better than 
McKean, since "Squiggy" squired her briefly in real 
life just after the premier. "We were in love with 
eachother for a good two weeks," says Lander. Both 
decided that a studio romance was "too messy," he 
adds, "not only for us but for the rest of the 
cast." Now platonically close, Lander calls Cindy, 
who then took up with a sculptor, "one of the 
greatest actresses I know." Equally effusive about 
Penny, he calls her "very understanding and 
sensitive to people's feelings. It breaks my heart 
that she doesn't realize how much she's worth as a 
person." Lander even goes out of his way to squelch 
rumors of dissension over nepotistic Marshall 
law--the latest was the hiring of Penny's sister as 
associate producer and casting director. 
The boys are busy enough protecting their own 
characterizations. McKean notes that the original 
and "completely obscene" Lenny and Squiggy had been 
"considerably toned down for TV--unrecognizably so." 
They wondered, says David, "Can we be clean and 
continue to be funny?" The Nielsons have decreed 
that they can, due largely to the fact that Lander 
and McKean constantly rework their scripts. "If we 
left it up to the writers," carps McKean, "our 
characters would wind up being as bland as Ralph and 
Potsie on Happy Days, except with funny voices and 
ducktails." Lenny, he says is "a dead ringer for a 
guy I knew. But you couldn't laugh to his face 
because he'd kill you. He was very strong and very 
unprincipled." Likewise, says Lander: "Squiggy is a 
combination of people I knew and despised. You have 
more freedom playing people you hate. There are 
people like them who haven't outgrown their silly 
dreams," he says. "Laverne and Shirley are more 
intelligent, but they haven't grown up either. 
Squiggy looks in the mirror and thinks he's the 
handsomest guy in the world. These are the kind of 
people who would idolize the Fonz. He's their man." 
Lander, who was born David Landau in the Bronx, 
would be mistaken for neither. (He changed his name 
twice, the second time adding the middle initial, to 
avoid conflict with other actors.) "I was born out 
of comic relief," he says. "My brother was very 
serious and very bright. At four he had memorized 
Bach." So high school teachers Stella and Sol Landau 
planned a playmate to lighten up his life. "I hope I 
cheered him up," says Lander, whose brother, Robert, 
is now an opera singer. "If I hadn't, there's no 
telling how many kids my parents would have had." 
Except for a brief period as a child when, Lander 
recalls, he wanted to be "a killer" like on TV, "I 
always knew what I was going to do." Michael McKean, 
son of Gilbert McKean, one of the founders of Decca 
Records, and librarian Ruth, knew too by the time he 
was in high school on Long Island's North Shore. 
Lander's and McKean's trajectories crossed when they 
both arrived at Pittsburgh's Carnegie Tech in 1965 
to study acting. 
Insomniacs both, they thrashed away nights thinking 
up comedic attacks on "tacky showbiz and cornball 
comedians," says McKean. They even made up a sitcom 
called Widow and Son, about Corky Widow and his pop, 
which they performed onstage with a laugh track. 
"Talk about history repeating itself before it 
happened," exclaims McKean. After a year of cutting 
morning classes they were asked "not to come back," 
as McKean delicately puts it. Lander, though, went 
on to NYU and crafted one-liners for Walter Winchell 
and Earl Wilson before splitting for Hollywood in 
'68, where a college friend, Albert Brooks, had put 
him in touch with Rob Reiner. The two clicked and 
did some TV writing together, and Lander thought, 
"Wow, here I am only 19 and writing for television. 
But boy did the drought hit fast." Reiner wound up 
with the Smothers Brothers, Lander at an answering 
service. Starving off boredom with funny voices, he 
attracted the attention of a client who had 
connections with the Credibility Gap, a radically 
satirical radio show. 
McKean had meanwhile also himself enrolled in NYU. 
He had drifted briefly into drugs ("not to the point 
of real danger") and into the late-'60s protest 
movement. "I did a lot of hooting during the hoot 
period," he says. "I was the guy with the guitar in 
the march on Washington." Then he met a girl from 
Los Angeles, Susan Russell, whom he followed out to 
the coast in 1970 and married later that year. There 
he was reunited with Lander, also married by that 
time, and joined up with the Credibility Gap. The 
show went on the road in '72, and Lander and McKean 
went with it. "There was just one giant 'huh' from 
the audience," says Lander, who refers to their 
itinerary those years as the Bermuda Triangle. 
Then came Laverne and Shirley. "When we started we 
were all kids," says Lander. "Ratings were like a 
foreign language to me." Stardom was also a shocker, 
and it undid David's seven-year marriage to 
photographer Thea Pool Lander. "That success faced 
us with an adjustment we couldn't make," he says. 
"Suddenly she became Squiggy's wife, and she's an 
independent person and that's why I love her." They 
were divorced in '76 and Thea now works in Portland, 
but Lander calls her his "closest living relative" 
and says, "I love my ex-wife very much. I've seen 
her three times in the past three months. I hope and 
pray we are friends for the rest of our lives." His 
new house in Hollywood makes him worry, he jokes, 
whether "this is some kind of commitment. Do I have 
to raise this house? But it's modest. If it were a 
person, it definitely would not brag." 
The more settled McKean has also recently invested 
in a home, his in middle-class Studio City, where 
after work he likes to "wander around the house in 
my bathrobe as kind of a creative outlet." His wife, 
Susan, he says "was very considerate about 
delivering our son. She went into labor on 
Sunday--my day off." Pop beams, "It's the best thing 
I've ever done that had a title on it." 
McKean and Lander still aren't used to the Tuesday 
Night Fever they've helped create. When McKean's 
garage mechanic recently refused to accept payment 
for a repair, McKean wanted to say, "Why didn't you 
do that for me when I was poor?" Lander, even while 
he hopes for a Lenny-and-Squiggy spinoff of the 
spinoff ("There's so much more to the characters 
that we could develop"), is also fuddled by stardom. 
When a fan came up to him not so long ago and said, 
"Hi, David," he was stunned by someone knowing his 
real name. "Do... do I know you from school?" 
stammered Squiggy. "No," said the fan. "You're on 
TV."