The whole gang is all settled on the plane, well Laverne and Shirley are a little nervous because of what happened the last time they took a plane trip.
Laverne: This flight is taking forever, my only entertainment is watching Squiggy bite his palm as the stewardesses go by.
Shirley: Oh, enjoy it. How many times to you get to go to Hawaii for free? Not many.
Laverne: You're right...
Meanwhile, a few seats up...
Marion: Howard, isn't this exciting? We're finally going to Hawaii!
Howard: Yes, and it will be very romantic...
Marion: Howard, are you getting frisky?
Meanwhile, at Carmine and Rosie's seat Carmine is
asleep and Rosie is rambling on about not wanting to
travel with common people...
Rosie: So, at least it's first class and I can try to forget Laverne is here. I mean, who would think she would ever travel with any class (Laughs to herself) Hey Carmine! Are you listening to me? (Shoves him with her elbow)
Carmine (half asleep): Shirley, you look beautiful in that hula skirt... (Rosie shoves him again) What? Are we there?
Rosie: No, I was just talking to you. Now, about those bimbos...
Carmine (turns around to Fonzie): How'd I get stuck with her?
Meanwhile...
Lenny (quietly to himself): So would you like to get one of those drinks with the umbrellas in 'em? Nah, that's not right. Hi, gorgeous! Nah, that's not it either...
Squiggy: Stewardess! Could I have a little package of peanuts with a side of you?
She slaps him in the face.
Fonzie: Hello, gorgeous. Could I have a root beer with a pretty blonde straw?
She giggles and gives him her phone number.
Squiggy: How does he do that?!
Lenny (thinks): That's it! I'll ask Fonzie to help me! But I know he likes her, too, but he can have any girl he wants, so maybe... Oh, stop being wishy washy, Lenny! I'll ask him when we get off the plane, maybe he'll give me some tips.
A "Put your seatbelts on." Sign starts flashing.
Stewardess: Attention passengers, our flight will be landing shortly in the Honolulu Airport. Please put your seatbelts on and prepare to land.
When the plane finally lands they all hurry to find their luggage. Lenny rushes up to Fonzie.
Lenny: Um, Fonz, can I talk to you? I need some advice.
Fonzie: Make it fast, I'm talking to that chick.
Lenny: How can you be talking to her if you're talking to me?
Fonzie: With my eyes, Lenny. I'm asking her for a date.
Lenny: Oh, well, sorry to interrupt. I'll leave.
Fonzie: Hey, it's alright. I am well known for my words of wisdom. Go ahead, ask away.
Lenny: Well, Fonz, see, I like this girl. And this girl, she don't notice me. I'm just invisible to her. What would you do if you were me?
Fonzie: That's hard to say 'cause I ain't you. But here's what I suggest. Get her alone, so she's not distracted, see, preferably somewhere romantic. And then you look into her eyes and tell Laverne how much you like her.
Lenny: Hey, how'd you know that I was talkin' about Laverne?
Fonzie: It shows.
Lenny: Are you mad? I know you like Laverne...
Fonzie: No problem, I mean, I really like Laverne, but if you want her to notice you, go for it.
Lenny: Gee, thanks Fonz, will you help me?
Fonzie: Well, I wouldn't do this for that many people, only a select few, Cunningham's one of them, I guess you are, too. I wouldn't share the Fonz magic with some weirdo off the street.
Squiggy: Hello!
Fonzie: Him, for example.
Shortly after this "convo", as Fonzie would call it,
they all go call a cab to get to the hotel.
Laverne and Shirley's room, later that afternoon.
Shirley: Isn't this place wonderful? Look at that beautiful view!
Laverne (Sees some surfers on the beach): I'll say!
Shirley: Now, before we go see the sights, let's do our unpacking. To have fun, you must be organized.
Laverne rolls her eyes.
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