Spook Busters

"I am the Mahoney Company"

"They reminded me of a traffic signal"

"Is this trip really necessary?"

"Don't get in my pockets"

"Every time I try to use my brain, I get in trouble"

"Pass the cheese"

"Gettin' ugly? You were born that way"

"Let me see you pull a hat out of the rabbit"

"Eh, what's up, Doc?"

"He said I'm a nice moron? He just said that cuz he likes me"

"Get back in your hole, ya groundhog"

"The guy carries his own undertakers"

"Run for your lives, Charlie's got an axe!!!"

"I don't wanna go under Ether, Bender!"

"Will you stop staggerin'?"

"I never saw so many people in one man"

"His mouse just had puppies"

Mr. Hex

"My heart is all ears"

"I'm stupid. You just told me"

"He ain't got a dishonest bone in his head, which he uses only for a hat rack"

Hard Boiled Mahoney

"We always get our man, even if it's a woman"

"Does six come after five?"

"He's been up the river so many times, he's called Showboat"

"He needs a dame like I need a new head"

"I lost my hat, I'm nude!"

"Brains, brains, my head's crawlin' with 'em!"

Bowery Buckaroos

"Oops, a ghost from Ghost Town"

"While you've been talkin', my brain's been spinnin'"

"Before I take your head and make an anvil out of it"

"Let's pull a coupla buildings in front of us"

Master Minds

"Since when do you have a mind?"

"...single-handed with a double appetite..."

"Stop starin', Sach, you look like a glazed donut"

"Step up to the old man with the young face"

"Whitey won't bite you, he was born with that face"

"Wonder what a vegetable tastes like"

"May I have on last wish? Can I call the police?"

"We will not only be glad to refund your money, but also highly mortified"

"Oh, I hope mothing happened to that little schlemiel"

"How do you keep your hair that flat?"

"Whitey, the walkin' tool kit"

"Shh, stop breathin'"

"There's so many ghosts there, they hold square dances"

"I never saw such pretty stars. Thought maybe the roof fell in"

"I'd be outta here so fast if only my feet would move"

"This guy's vocabulary is almost as condensed as mine"

Blond Dynamite

"I'll sue them for some salt and batteries"

"Now you can say it without teeth"

"I got no talent, I'll just loaf"

"Cigarette? Match? Hot foot?"

"Left the country... went to Coney Island"

"Nobody swears at me. I got a picture of my mother in my pocket"

"The ginger in this ale caught me off guard for a moment"

"I was a mad, impetuous fool!"

"If by resourceful you mean imbecilic, you're perfectly correct"

"I had a Sweet Shoppe. I left it here"

Lucky Losers

"If you get smart, I'll never talk to you again"

"You lost your buttons a long time ago"

"Put them in your pocket before I hit you with the table"

"Once more folks, I'm gettin' tepid"

"Your head'll be shiny if you don't shut up"

"Nine. He wants it the hard way with two fours"

"All work and no play makes a man stupid and you don't want me to be stupid, do you?"

"Ambitious people sometimes get ahead... chopped off"

"We payoff in buttons"

"Oop, firearms! The Fourth of July!"

"This is a mic?! Kill it!"

Triple Trouble

"I did take the mask off. This is my real face"

"And if it's not too much trouble, stay out of it"

"The only thing weird around here is Sach's face"

"Hey, Whitey, how long is a short wave?"

"The only time you were ever fouled was when you were born"

"You got a periscope wit' ya?"

"When I get through with you, you won't need a bed, you'll need a slab"

"Hey, you can't serve breakfast in bed cuz there ain't no bed... ehhh!"

"You're wasting your time. I haven't got any brains"

"Hey, broccoli-head, I'm over here"

"Ears give me heartburns"

"I don't taste good barbecued"

"Squirley, someone's gonna think you're crazy"

"Hey, whadayou think I am? A bulletproof vest?"

"An' I always knew you were an idiot"

"I'd like to present you with this ribbon"

Blues Busters

Bowery Battalion

Ghost Chasers

Let's Go Navy!

"Eagle beak?!"

"To the best of my debility..."

"Keep this deck here till I get back"

"Come hither, my little imbeciles"

"I bit him back"

"Get away from me, boy, ya bother me"

"There's only one thing holding me back: me!"

"You look about as sharp as a dead anchovie"

Crazy Over Horses

"Can never go anywhere by yourself"

"What're you tryin' to do? Give me battle fatigue?"

"Keep yourself in tow, Lassie"

"Pardon me while I depress the idiot"

"You could do with a little exercise now"

"Sit down, make yourselves homely"

"Louie, stay away, you'll make her dirty again"

"Don't yell fire, the sandwich will beat ya to the door"

"She'll whinny to me and I'll whinny back *whinnies*"

"An' this imbecile comes along and unfools them!"

"...But when you get in trouble, don't call on me for more"

"I'd increase the size of his nose, if it was possible"

"Hey, bird brain!"

"That's what I call besmirched gratitude"

Hold That Line

"Someday I'm gonna turn you into a mechanical rabbit"

"Answer that, I ain't expectin' any calls"

"You've been reading again"

"He's been a mystery to alot of people"

"Where's my public?"

"I missed you little bandits"

"I don't think it's very bad... but he hasn't moved"

"Nothin' wrong that a new head wouldn't fix"

Here Come The Marines

"You're bendin' the stripes"

"Maybe I asked for it, but you're gonna get it"

"Even when I go to war, I get no peace"

"How can you tell whether you're blowin' that whistle or your nose?"

"Which finger is the pulse in?"

"As you was"

"You've been on a merry-go-round ever since I knew ya"

"The trouble with you is you ain't got no sense"

"I'm cookin' a spaghetti dinner. What does it look like? I'm readin' a book"

"I'm gonna rest cuz I'm tired from watchin' you work"

"Just pucker your lips and blow... right outta town"

"One of these days he's gonna blow that whistle andhis teeth'll fall out"

"I'm almost as stupid as you are"

Feudin' Fools

"Hey, brainless!"

"My hat was hungry and I had to feed it"

"...with a nose like a trombone"

"The only way to clean up this joint is with a hand grenade"

"You're pretty offensive without a plan"

"Move over, I better sit next to the maniac"

"I'm stayin' right here on my plantation and grow bullets"

"It could be worse, but I don't think so"

No Holds Barred

"What's up, Doc?"

"It's my head and I'll do anything I want with it"

"Will you take the clams out of your ears"

"Nevermind the autoliography"

"I got travellin' muscles"

"That tire's flatter than my head"

"There's no rush, Moose Nose"

"I guess you don't recognize me with my clothes on"

"If that guy smiled his face would fall off"

"Ain't I a mess?"

"It's exactly the same as the other: six fingers"

"You say it and we're outta pictures!"

Jalopy

Loose In London

"Why all the long faces? You planning on attending a funeral? Mine, perhaps?"

"Well, I'm cooth"

"If I'm gonna get my throat cut I wanna see what's happenin'"

"The hounds are nayin', the horses are bayin'"

"Drop dead"

"Can I say one thing? HELP!!!"

Clipped Wings

"If they declare open season on pelicans, you better duck"

"Don't scramble his brains anymore than they are"

"Woof! Woof!"

"Who let you out without your muzzle?"

"I remember you when you were a grocery store"

"We'll out flank 'em with the pizza movement"

"Chapter Ten - Now That You're Dead..."

Private Eyes

"Then goo!"

"And he just wanted to know how stupid you can get. With him, the possibilities are absolutely unlimited"

"I admit that mask s a vast improvement"

"Oh, Chief, got a hand grenade?"

"Jones Detective Agency, Eagle Beak talking"

"Oop, there go my private eyes. Where's my dog?"

"Where is zee door?"

"I feel like a genius and I haven't got a thing to say"

Paris Playboys

Meet The Monsters

"Nice lookin' mosolinoleum"

"My friend here has a vaccuum-packed head"

"Is it animal, vegetable, or monster?"

"Your brain, if I can find it..."

"Over, before I go under!"

"Take my head, you can have it"

"Peruse the shambles"

Jungle Gents

"I can smell diamonds as plain as anything"

"Were these creatures mosquitoes or P38s?"

"It's his nose, I only manage it"

"You get to like him less as you know him better"

"Well, Daniel Bonehead..."

"I wish I was dead... I think I'll get my wish"

"You don't know nutin'...n-u-t-i-n... and I shoulda stopped at n-u-t!"

"Ain't nobody gonna mangle up my pal, Sach, except me"

"Not too high, fellas, I'm dizzy enough"

"By the way, where is the great brainless one?"

"What do you think I am? A lobster?"

Bowery To Bagdad

"Stick by your guns, even if they are empty"

"Final... p-h-y-n-u-l"

"I can't stand the sight of blood, especially my own"

"If you lost your voice, it's in my ear"

"You're a butler, ain't ya? Well, go ahead and butle"

"Oh, he's gonna blame me and I get drunk on rye bread"

"If I stop talkin', I'll start thinkin'"

"I could have a ball in here if I was a moth... a moth ball!"

High Society

"I'm not upset, I just wanna kill ya"

"You sit there with your long nose hangin' down to your toes..."

"You'll be sorry, blabbermouth"

"How do you spell X?"

Spy Chasers

Jail Busters

Dig That Uranium

Crashing Las Vegas

Fighting Trouble

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