Everyone ready to ask Ursula what's going on?

Mike: Heck yeah! X(

Peter: Those poor things... :((

Lauren: You bet!

Micky: Definitely! X-(

Davy: Daphne and I don't 'ave kids yet, but we'll 'elp as best we can.

(We begin in the MonkeeCave. Ursula sits on her usual crystal stand. There's the sound of voices, and Ursula lights up as all eight "Warriors" walk in.)

Ursula: Welcome, Guardian Warriors of the Light.

Mike: Damn it, Urse, your sister is at it again. X(

Ursula: (Turns red) I know what she's up to. She took all of the young Guardians, didn't she? X(

Peter: (Sobs) They’re not Guardians, they’re our children! Chrissy doesn't even know about us! :((

Micky: If I get my hands on those two devils... :P X-(

Emma: (Also sobs and spits out) It won't be half as nasty as what I'LL do! X(

Ursula: The children are, in part, pawns.

Mike: That's not surprising.

Daphne: Wait. What do you mean "in part?"

Emma: Shelia still wants to raise Katie to be her successor. :(

Mike: Like hell she will. X(

Micky: Shelia ain't keeping any of them! :P X-(

Peter: Chrissy isn't even our child! :(

Valerie: She's practically mine.

Mike: Where are they holdin' them? X(

Valerie: Mike, I don't think we should just barge in there. This is probably a trap.

Micky: Well, I know that I don't feel like sitting on my ass waiting for the devils to decide what they wanna do with or to the kids! X-( :P

Ursula: We need to make some kind of strategy.

Davy: I 'ope the kids are all right. Mick, Lauren, can you feel the twins?

Peter: Em and Mike, how about Katie?

Lauren: *nods* Yeah, thankfully.

Emma: (Puts her hand on her heart) Katie's all right, just confused and a bit upset.

Mike: She don't like the lady with the red hair who's scarin' her. ;) :p

Micky: The twins are already scheming to break out of there. *shakes his head* They don't know what've they've gotten in to. :P

Peter: Hey, they saved you when Alex had you, right? :)

Micky: Yeah, but assuming they're in the underground hideout, they've got a ways to go to get out of there. They'd just end up out in the desert & they're powers probably aren't strong enough to get them from there to here, anyway.

Ursula: I don't think they're at the desert hideout.

Mike: What?

Lauren: Then where could they be?

Ursula: I don't feel Shelia there. She's much closer, in southern California.

Mike: Well, that's a relief. At least we won't be wanderin' all over the desert this time, losin' the map. ;) :p

Micky: We didn't do that badly. ;) :P

Davy: Oh, we only got lost in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Nothing TOO horrible. :p ;)

Mike: Ok, ok, you two. Ursula, do you know exactly where Shelia is now?

Ursula: They're keeping the children at...

*There's a sudden poof of black light. When it clears, Shelia and Alex are standing on either sides of Ursula.* >:)

Ursula: (starts to blink wildly) Get OUT of here, you two! X(

Mike: Pete, get Val outta here. She's the last person who needs to be around these two. X(

Peter: Right!

Valerie: Just be careful!

(They disappear in two blue lights.)

Emma: (Touches Ursula; her hockey stick appears) Micky, sound the alarm!

Micky: *hits a button on his watch* Got it!

(Everyone else reaches for Ursula. "Words" begins as lights spread over the bodies of the group. Mike gets his broadsword. Davy has his rapier, and Daphne her spear.)

*Micky forgoes his dagger and puts his fists up.* X-(

*Lauren makes a dagger appear for herself.*

(Daphne and Davy grab feathers from a panel in the wall and tickle Alex and Shelia until they can escape from them. ;) :)) )

(Emma makes a field hockey ball appear and drives it down the cave floor. It ends up going straight into Alex's mouth.)

*Lauren rolls her eyes at Micky's stance and makes boxing gloves appear on his hands. Micky grins.* ;)

("Snow" suddenly drops over Shelia and Alex in a shower. It covers them until all we see is two large mounds of snow. Daphne and Davy give each other high-fives. ;) :D)

(Mike scoops up some of the snow into a snow-cone. ;) )

*Lauren dribbles some syrup over Mike's snow-cone.* ;)

(Mike nods his thanks and walks off, eating his snow-cone. :D)

(Emma and Mike cover Shelia and Alex with wreathes of flowers next, until they're spitting out petals and the other two are taking off. Mike takes one flower and eats the petals. ;) )

(Shelia angrily makes a field hockey stick appear and goes into a one-on-one match with Emma. They skirt each other warily.)

*A bucket of slime appears, hovering over Shelia's head. It turns itself over and dumps all over her. Micky folds his arms, smirking proudly.* ;)

(Shelia screams as Emma gets her ball past her, grinning at Micky. :D ;) )

*A floating razor appears in front of Alex, who runs, the razor following him. Lauren grins, holding a basket to catch any shaved hair in.* ;)

(Shelia swings her field hockey stick at Emma. She pulls away fast enough to be caught in the stomach...rather than her head. She doubles over. Shelia knocks her feet out from under her.)

(Mike growls and goes after Shelia. Emma, however, is way ahead of him. She raises her stick to stop Shelia from whacking Mike. The two women are deadlocked in the middle of the room. Neither will budge an inch. X( )

Mike: (As the music ends) Hey, where's Alex?

Lauren: Uh oh.

Ursula: (She continues to blink) Emergency! One devil is still at large! :o

Emma: Shelia, we can take you down! there's seven of us and two of you! X(

*Alex reappears directly behind Shelia, smirking.* ;) >:)

Mike: Alex! (Grins at his hair) That's a nice look for you. ;)

Alex: *narrows his eyes--he was left with a complete buzz cut* Shelia, we're getting out of here! :P ;)

Shelia: Not without what we came for! X(

Mike: (Points his broadsword at Alex's back) What did you come for?

Ursula: (She's getting redder) Shelia, I won't let you harm THESE Guardians! X(

Daphne: Ursula, are you supposed to turn that shade of red? :o

Alex: This. *moves behind Ursula and puts his hands together; a black ball of light appears in his hands directly over Ursula* >:)

Ursula: I told you I would hurt you if you tried to harm them again! X(

Mike: No! (He lunges for Alex)

*Alex drops the ball of light over Ursula. The light ball falls over Ursula like a thick liquid, covering her.*

Ursula: (Garbled) What...is...this...

Mike: Huh? (The other six all grab their heads) I feel...weird...

Alex: Think of it as a sedative. ;) >:)

Emma: (Grabs her head as all of the weapons, including her stick, disappear) Oooh....

Daphne: Something...my head...

Micky: I feel like someone's using my head as a bass drum. :P

Davy: I feel odd...dull...

Ursula: What...are...you...doing...to...them?

Lauren: Gotta stop...them... :P

(Mike takes a swing at Alex. X( )

Alex: *steps back easily from Mike's swing* Temporary power draining. My newest "invention." >:) ;)

Mike: No...let me at them... X(

(Shelia and Alex surround the black-coated Ursula.)

Ursula: (Thickly) What...is...this...feel...strange....

Alex: *smirks* Let’s take our friend Ursula with us. ;) >:)

Shelia: She should be easy to handle now. ;)

Ursula: No...please...not them...

Shelia: Bring the carrier, Alex. This substance is a bit sticky. ;)

Davy: Damn you... (he reaches for a piece of crystal and throws it at the two devils, though it doesn't go far) X(

*Alex makes a black, octagonal box appear. The lid slides open, revealing that the inside is lit with black light.*

Shelia: Ahh. One of your newest creations. It'll keep my dear sister nicely until we're ready to question her. >:)

Ursula: What...is...that? :o

Emma: (Screams) No! No! X( :o

Alex: A carrying case, of sorts. For now, it'll be your new home. >:)

Ursula: The black light...

Shelia: Yes, the black light.

Alex: It'll keep you from using that lovely power of yours. >:)

Ursula: No...no, please, not there...

*Alex picks up Ursula and sets her in the box. He waves just before closing it.* >:)

Shelia: (Smirks and turns to the others) What should we do to them?

Alex: Good question.

Shelia: Why don't we turn on the box to it's highest level? ;)

Daphne: What do you mean?

Alex: An absolutely evil idea, Milady! ;) >:)

Alex: We're going to drain your powers. >:)

Mike: (Swipes at Alex again) No way! X(

Emma: We won't let you. :p

Alex: *smirks, backing off easily from Mike again* Too bad there's no way to stop us. >:) ;)

Micky: Damn you! :P X-(

Shelia: Turn it up, Alex. ;) >:)

Mike: Like HELL you will. X(

*Alex pushes a button on the front of the box that opens a compartment on the side, revealing a dial. He turns it almost all the way to the right.* >:)

Mike: You...ahhh! :p

(The "Guardians" all grab their heads, screaming.)

Shelia: Have fun, kiddies. Shall we go, Alex? I would love to stay and watch this, but we have pressing matters to attend to. ;)

Mike: Like...corruptin'...our...kids! X(

Alex: *nods* Let’s go. As much as I'd love to stay and watch, our matters deserve more attention. ;) >:)

(Alex, Shelia, and the box vanish in a dark light. A few minutes after they leave, the kids all shakily get to their feet.)

Emma: Everyone...ok?

Mike: (Concentrates - no dark blue light) Nuthin'. :p

Micky: Crap. :P

Davy: Bastahd drained us. X(

Daphne: He did say it was only temporary.

Emma: Yeah, long enough for them to wreck more havoc while we don't have the power to stop them.

Lauren: Joy. :P

Davy: We've got to get back to town. Good thing we brought the MonkeeMobile and the jeep instead of blue-lightin’ it.

Mike: Man (sighs), how did they get past all six of us and the security system?

Micky: They're devils. They're sneaky like that. :P

Emma: Come on. We've got to find Ursula and the kids. She never did tell us where Shelia was.

Daphne: Peter and Val are still all alone back there, too.

Lauren: And wondering what's going on. :P

Mike: We'll call them outside.

(They all hurry out of the cave as the camera focuses on the empty spot where Ursula sat and scene fades out.)