(We open with all six Monkees and ladies walking through a large zoo. Mike and Emma admire wolves and bears, chatting about each.)
*Davy and Daphne watch some colorful birds. Lauren and Micky admire the polar bears and penguins.*
Mike: (Shivers as he joins the others in the Arctic animals building) Man, maybe we should
move on. This place is freezing!
Emma: Of course it is, dear. It's the home for the Arctic and Antarctic animals. They like it cold.
Lauren: *Indicates the polar bears* Aren't they cute?
Micky: *leans on the railing* I like those two cubs
playing.
Emma: (Beams at the polar bears) Oh, they're adorable!
Mike: Em, you can't have one.
Emma: But I can buy a stuffed one at the gift shop!
Mike: Eeeemmm, don't you have enough?
Lauren: I'm gonna buy one, too.
Emma: You can NEVER have enough stuffed animals, especially bears!
Daphne: She has a good point.
Emma: (Giggles as the bears wrestle and play) Oh, aren't they funny!
Micky: The two in the back look like they're clobbering each other over the head.
Lauren: Have they been watching the Three Stooges?
Emma: (Grins) Or the guys when they're together?
Mike: Em!
Daphne: I'm inclined to agree.
Mike: (Sighs) Ok, folks, time to move along. We've gotta finish the rest of the zoo.
Micky: Do we have to? *motions to the bears* Man, would I love to just play around all day like that!
Lauren: Don't you kinda do that already?
Micky: Well, yeah, but they get to live outdoors.
Mike: Yeah, but they can't play the drums, and all they eat is fish!
Emma: And they don't tinker with machines or chemicals, either.
Micky: *sighs* I know, I know. *moves away from the railing* Okay, let’s move on.
Mike: Come on. Let's go somewhere warm. (Grins at Micky) We could look at the big cats in the jungle.
Micky: *grins* Let’s go!
(Mike, Emma, Daphne, and Davy move on, but Lauren and Micky remain by the polar bears.)
Lauren: They really are adorable. I read somewhere that the bears actually aren't white, but their follicles reflect the white of the snow to make them appear that way. That's why they're a kinda cream color.
Micky: Wonder what they look like naked?
Lauren: *laughs* Mick!
Micky: Well, I imagine that big polar bear is probably thinking the same thing about HIS mate!
Lauren: Probably. ;)
Micky: (Sighs) I wonder what it WOULD be like to be a polar bear?
Lauren: *nods* It does seem like a nice life, doesn't it?
Micky: Yeah. These guys can have fun all day long and don't have to worry about devils or concerts or albums not selling.
Lauren: These guys don't even have to worry about hunting. The zookeepers give them their food!
Micky: And if they make a mess or blow something up, the zookeepers can clean it up so no one notices.
Alex: Not too mention having sex out in the open.
Lauren: *looks at Micky* Please tell me you said that, Mick...
Micky: I didn't SAY it. I thought it, but I never actually
said it out loud... (Puts a hand on his stomach) Uh oh.
Lauren: Oh no...
Alex: Oh yes! *drops out of a nearby tree* Don't you just love trees, Panther Man?
Micky: I like them better when you're not in them.
(Micky pushes Lauren back as Alex moves closer to them.)
Alex: Oh, yeah, like pushing her behind you is really gonna help anything.
Sheila: (Appears behind Lauren and Micky; grabs Lauren) Because we can be wherever we want to be.
Lauren: Mick!
Alex: Told ya.
Micky: Lauren! Damn it, Sheila! (He concentrates; his dagger appears in a blue light) How'd ya like to be food for our bear buddies over there?
Alex: Uh, you don't seriously think you have a bargaining chip here, do you?
Micky: Yeah! (Concentrates; there's a blue light around Alex. When it subsides, he falls in the polar bear pit, right next to a very big bear) Enjoy feeding time!
Sheila: Alex! Stop playing with the bears!
Alex: Does it LOOK like I'm playing? *black lights out of the pit; steps up into Micky's face* Don't do that.
Micky: (Pokes Alex with his dagger) Well, you tell the Queen Royal Bitch to let go of my wife, before I blue-light you into a lion's mouth.
Alex: Watch it with that thing.
Sheila: I think I can fix this. (Sheila concentrates. There's a black light around Lauren; when it subsides, she's gone.)
Micky: LAUREN! Bring her back!
Alex: Oh, alright. *there's a black light next to him, he has his arm wrapped around Zelda*
Micky: LAUREN! GET OFF OF HER!
Zelda: Lauren? Who's Lauren?
*Alex just shrugs.*
Sheila: Micky, I don't believe you've met Zelda yet.
Micky: Zelda? But...but...
Alex: Ain't it a kick in the head? Looks just like her, doesn't she?
*Zelda smirks.*
Micky: Where's Lauren? MY Lauren?
Sheila: She's in another place.
Alex: Somewhere that isn't here.
Micky: Where is she? (Grabs Alex) Before I knock you clear across Canada! You know I can do it!
Sheila: Alex, he's getting that crazy look...
Alex: Oh, but I'm ready for him this time! *There's a black light around Micky. When the light clears, Alex holds a polar bear cub.*
(The polar bear cub squirms and squawks in Alex's arms.)
Sheila: Much better.
Alex: Other than being wiggly, it's much easier to deal with him this way.
Zelda: He really makes an adorable cub. *scratches behind an ear*
Sheila: (Smirks) Shall we put him in with the others, then go visit our little Mother?
Alex: Yes, we shall.
(Alex drops Micky in the Polar Bear Pit. He scampers over to the two cubs who are wrestling and whacks one with a paw. Soon enough, he's joining them in their game.)
Sheila: Look at them! Aren't they cute?
Alex: Fits right in.
Zelda: Was there any doubt?
Sheila: Let's get back to the penthouse now. I'm sure the zookeepers will take good care of the Savage here.
Alex: Let’s.
(Fade out on the zoo. Fade in on the penthouse suite where the end of Part 1 was set. Sheila sits on her bed.)
Sheila: Now Alex, where did you put our little Mother?
Alex: On the couch in the living room...
Sheila: Ahhh. Let's give her a warm greeting.
*Alex leads the others into the living room where they find Lauren, who's been tied up with silk scarves, lying on the couch. She's gagged. When she sees them, her eyes widen in anger.*
Sheila: Hello, Mother. Welcome home.
*Zelda stands behind Sheila and Alex, out of view. Lauren mutters something into her gag.*
Sheila: I'm sorry Mother, what did you say? (She removes the gag)
Lauren: I said this isn't my home!
Alex: It is now.
Sheila: Of course it is! This is one of the finest penthouses in the city of Toronto! (Smirks) And the rest of your family is right under us.
Lauren: What!? This is the same hotel?
Sheila: Quite. Why, didn't you know Past, Present, and Future Inc owns this hotel?
Lauren: *groans, then looks around* Where's Micky?
Alex: Wouldn't you like to know?
Sheila: He's in a place where he'll be well taken care of.
Lauren: What are you up to this time?
Sheila: We want you to meet our new helper.
Lauren: New helper?
Zelda: *steps around; grins* Hiya, sis.
Lauren: *eyes widen* Oh my Lord...
Sheila: Mother, meet Zelda.
Lauren: Damn you!
Sheila: I'll bet you don't remember how she came to join us.
Lauren: No, but something tells me I should.
Sheila: Isn't she a marvelous clone?
Lauren: Too marvelous.
Zelda: Thank you! ;)
Sheila: Alex made her from you back in October. I doubt you'd remember it. (Glares at Alex) Unfortunately, SOMEONE forgot to bring the equipment and the plans when the Hotel Caprice imploded.
Alex: Uh, there were other things going ON at the time! I can't be expected to remember everything you forget.
Sheila: Your equipment is not MY responsibility! (Turns to Zelda, ignoring Alex) Are you ready to leave, dear? You'll need her clothes and wallet.
Alex: Can I do it?! *grins widely*
Sheila: No. You haven't been on your best behavior. Besides, Zelda needs the practice.
Alex: Damn.
Zelda: Thank you. ;)
Sheila: You're welcome, dear. Go right ahead.
*Zelda snaps her fingers. A black light comes over her and Lauren. When the light clears, the two have swapped clothes.*
Sheila: Very good, dear. Now, go join the others before they suspect something's wrong.
Zelda: Right! *disappears in a black light*
Lauren: I hate to sound cliché, but you'll never get away with this!
Sheila: How do you know that, dear...and how will you stop us?
Lauren: It's what the good guys always say, so... I had to say it.
Sheila: Why doesn't Alex teach you a few new tricks? I have to get ready for the concert tomorrow.
*Alex merely grins.*
Lauren: *groans* Oh no...
Sheila: Have fun! (She vanishes)
*Alex wanders around the couch a few times. When he's around the back, he hops over and lands on Lauren and starts kissing her. As the scene fades out, the camera catches Lauren sticking out her tongue.*